second ★ score

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Quick question, Vatheon, 'cause I don't really care about anything else--

[CLEARING HIS THROAT]

How many Americans are here?

Also how many countries are here? I saw Canada and Japan but headcount, yes perfect nice.

. . .

I want a dog. Or a horse.

[HANGS UP yes]

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Hey America, its your ghost citizen.

[schrodingersghost]

...There's a few of us here, I think. Why?

OH NO GHOSTS ;A;

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Well obviously because I'm the United States of America. Get with it, brokenstein.

[schrodingersghost]

No you're not. America is a country. You can't talk to countries.

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I am the personification of the United States of America.

I am so sorry for this

[schrodingersghost]

[Suddenly suspicious. All the personifications I've ever heard about were ghosts.

never be sorry

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... What?

[schrodingersghost]

The ghost of time, the ghost of Halloween, and so on.

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Ghosts don't exist shut your filthy whore mouth.

[schrodingersghost]

...Um, actually, they kind of do.

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I disbelieve.

[schrodingersghost]

...Weird.

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What?

[schrodingersghost]

I mean, back home its been over a year since I met anyone who didn't believe in ghosts. Kind of tough to stay a skeptic when they're attacking the town every other day.

1/?

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[staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaares at]

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[STARES REALLY HARD]

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[CONTINUING TO STARE]

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. . .

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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .

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[ ! ! ! ]

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[ is this danny phantom oh my god he loves this cartoon ]

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[ -- wait ]

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[ hmm ]

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Oh well, your opinion doesn't matter anyway.

[BRUSHING IT OFF AS INSIGNIFICANT, THE TRUE AMERICAN WAY]

[schrodingersghost]

[Danny watches all the changing expressions on this guy's face with some concern. Only to lose any empathy at his response.]

Why not?

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Because you don't believe I'm America.