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[Video] Oh so thoughtful~

[ The video clicks on to reveal Barry leaning back in a chair with what looks to be a chocolate covered scorpion in his hand. ]

I should really thank whoever brought me these as gifts. It was quite thoughtful of you.

[ Barry turns the scorpion in his hands a few times before bringing it forward to bite a part of it. ]

They're quite delicious, though the shape isn't very appropriate for Valentines.

[ Barry smiles slowly as he knows full well who had given him the chocolates. Johnny's scent was all over the packaging. ]

I'm really quite flattered, especially when chocolate made with chili pepper and scorpions are both excellent aphrodisiacs. Addy I'm touched~

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[No, this was the opposite of what he wanted.]

Only you could find chocolate covered scorpions endearing.

[He should have risked the burns and made them filled with holy water or silver instead.]

I hope you choke.

Oh Addy, you of all people should know how well I can handle my food.

[ Barry tilted his head back and dropped the whole scorpion into his mouth to prove the point. He chewed a bit and swallowed before looking back to the screen licking his lips. ]

You're really very thoughtful.

Go back to hell, you fuckin' bastard.

[Enjoy that glare, he might just be a little mad.

However, he is glad that he can hang up on you now.

The SFCs are wonderful things.]

[ Except that Barry also has the ability to call back. Not so easy as running away is it? ]

Addy it seems the connection was cut off. You were saying?

[You are the biggest pain in his ass. He needs to see if there's a 'block' function...]

I was saying how much I absolutely hate you. Better?

[A.K.A leave him alone, he needs to go sulk.]

Scorpions are an aphrodisiac? Won't you get sick from eating one?

As long as the stinger is removed you'll be fine.

[ Barry held the one he had a bit closer to the camera and sure enough the stinger part was removed. Not that it made it any less creepy or gross. ]

Is the venom only in the tail...?

Where did you get it?

Well of course.

I'm actually not too sure. They were a gift. You'd have to ask them where they found them~ Why did you want to try one?

[ Barry looks amused. ]

Well, if it's delicious, why wouldn't I?

[staring at dat dubious candy.]

[Sola's face is kind of just this side of furious when he sees this post.]

He didn't give those to you so you'd like them! He gave them to you because they're gross like you are!

Ah, Sola. [ Barry shifts so he's a bit closer to the screen. He smiles but there's nothing reassuring in that expression. There's a lot of hate in that expression and it's directed right at the replica. ]

Are you really so sure? Perhaps Addy cares about me more than you think.

No, he told me so! He hates you!

[So go away already! Arg!]

Hm, I don't think that's happening anytime soon, Sola.

I'm afraid not even you can stop the attraction that's between myself and Addy, whether you like it or not.

[ Sadly this was true, though whether it was the attraction Barry wanted was up for debate. ]

There isn't any! You're just fooling yourself so go away already and leave me and Johnny alone! I don't care what you say, he loves me, not you and you can't love him if you're so terrible to him!

[It's just so frustrating that Barry keeps saying these horrible things. Why won't he just leave them alone?!]

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Chocolate made with... chili pepper and scorpions...?

Yes, does that seem odd?

I can't say I'm too familiar with eating scorpions.

They're a delicacy. Care to share them with me?

[He raises an eyebrow.]

A delicacy? Are you certain about that?

[He shakes his head.]

I have no desire for an... aphrodisiac, and I'm afraid I'm not so eager to accept unusual food from people I don't know.

If someone gave you scorpions, I... don't think it was meant as a nice gift.

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