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What the heck? These memories... Memories that I don't recall ever having yet... I have them! Of I, Mr. Denzel Crocker having ruled my universe with those - FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Famous spazz of three]

[Denzel scratches the side of his head and speaks to himself]

^{Could this be a -} CURSE!? No, that doesn't make any sense. The coral power is low. Mmmm...Strange, ^{I also feel like I've also forgotten something...} GAH![Shaking his head in confusion]

^{Not exactly sure how to feel about this. Oh -}

HECK! I WAS RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! [Cue the maniacal laugh]

HEAR THAT?! RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! [continues with the maniacal laugher]

^{(Basically Crocker's regained his memories of the events of Abra Catastrophe but forgot about his girlfriend.)}

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Uh...I'd argue that point. AT least...maybe not magic but supernatural- yes. Too much stress.

[Dwight just sort of raises an eyebrow. He didn't know Crocker's world so....maybe magic was a normal thing.]

No plan is flawless, Crocker.

[Okay....now he's the one caught off guard. He rubs at his clean chin and shrugs a little.]

Decided to lose the viking look....nothing else.

[Crocker's eyes slit behind his speckles.] And you know this how?

[Then there's a beat, with a what are you crazy tone]

OF COURSE THERE'S SUCH A THING AS A FLAWLESS PLAN! [Small beat] I just failed to think of everything that could go wrong. I just don't understand how Turner escaped my world changing magic.

[Denzel's tone changes to a complicment tone]

Well, it looks good on you.
[Not that Crocker is baised or anything on being spic and span]

[Oops.]

Ugh, would you believe me if I said I read alot?

[Ack....Dwight winces a little bit at the loud yell. Shaking his head to calm the ringing he looks back at the SFC]

That's why no plan is flawless; always that one guy.

Oh. Thanks...

[Unexpected!]

[Denzel is now on the screen. His eyes continue to narrow even more now with the reply in the form of a question because Dwight just sounded like Turner.]

Oh, really? Do tell...

[Cue the crazy obsessive]

But if I could figure out how he did manage or better yet... destroy him before I try again.

YOU'RE WELCOME! [Slight spazz]

Well, there was a lot of time between jobs. Not much else to do in a truck.

[An this time Dwight just sort gives Crocker a look.]

....you really think that would work?

Oh. I see. [Good lie Dwight, someone brought it]

That's a plain silly question - yes.

[Lying is like his thing. It is what he does best B)]

Told you it wasn't something exciting.

Sorry, I had to ask. Just...like I have to ask this one; Do you have a plan already? You've been here a while...

Call me skeptical but how you said that before reminded me of someone... [Eyes narrowing]

[Cue the maniacal laughter] Well, actually I've been trying that before I arrived at this place. [Not like any of those attempts worked but still]

Mmmm, I wonder how much time has passed in my universe with my time here.

Ok, Skeptical. Who do I remind you of?

[...why is he used to this now?] And how was that working?

...I can answer that for you- no time passes.

Turner. [In some ways at least]

Well.. Mmmm... Errr.. ^{Not so well.} But that's besides the point!

[Crocker is writing binomials on the wall]

And what makes you the expert on that?

....I really wanna meet this guy now.

[Cue not very surprised look on Dwight's face before he's distracted by the binomials.]

I just got back from being sent home. Woke up back in Haven Bay.

[Like literally...in the bay.]

Why? He's nothing but a Manchild. [Crocker's lower lip curls sinisterly]

[Denzel isn't looking at Dwight at the moment but doesn't mean he's not listening. As Crocker continues on the binomial with a quick side eyeing]

You did?

[There's a pause as Denzel finishes up the binomials, boy does he crunch numbers fast]
Huh. Would you look at that. You're right. Time does stop back home. Well, techincally hasn't stopped just moving extermely - SLOWLY! [There's that slight spasm]

Man...child? What?

[He's just going to shake his head because....his math is just measuring and stuff. Nothing like...that.]

Told ya.

Yes, ManChild. He's twenty - three years old and still acts like a child. All of this is arouse so he can keep his - FAIRY GODPARENTS! [How does Crocker do that?]

Yes, yes but in a world where magic and fairies actually this doesn't mean ANYTHING!

[There we go! He was missing the faeries thing.]

....why would that mean he could keep his faeries?

[He draws bullets to him; faeries aren't that big of a stretch.]

Well no but even something like magic has to have some sort of a rule right? Like...I dunno tossing salt over your shoulder?

Because only children have fairies. At least where I'm from.

[Oh boy the paranoid look] Are you kidding me?! Spilling salt will cause bad luck happen to you.

Uh...okay.

[Nope, doesn't get it.]

Well yeah but doesn't *makes the motion of tossing salt over his shoulder* cancel that out?

[What's with the look?]

Well... YES! But why risk the salt in the first place? [Almost as if Denzel is afraid of the salt shaker.]

After all, what if you spill some before you [copies tossing salt over shoulder gesture]

I think the *makes gesture* comes after you spill the salt.
....I...just don't remember what side it goes over...

[paranoid look] You're just trying to jinx me with this aren't you? [Pointing a finger] AREN'T YOU?!

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