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[crackpotcrocker]

What the heck? These memories... Memories that I don't recall ever having yet... I have them! Of I, Mr. Denzel Crocker having ruled my universe with those - FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Famous spazz of three]

[Denzel scratches the side of his head and speaks to himself]


^{Could this be a -} CURSE!? No, that doesn't make any sense. The coral power is low. Mmmm...Strange, ^{I also feel like I've also forgotten something...} GAH![Shaking his head in confusion]

^{Not exactly sure how to feel about this. Oh -}

HECK! I WAS RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! [Cue the maniacal laugh]

HEAR THAT?! RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! [continues with the maniacal laugher]

^{(Basically Crocker's regained his memories of the events of Abra Catastrophe but forgot about his girlfriend.)}

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[crabbygenius]

...Are you done yet? Ruling the universe isn't really that impressive once you think about it.

[crackpotcrocker]

[Maniacal laughter continues and then finally he stops to catch his breath. Isn't that odd though? Usually after he's laughing batshit the man groans but this time nothing.]

WAIT! WHAT?!

Oh? Why not?

[Private]

[crabbygenius]

[And just like that she switches their conversation to private and just smirks.]

Because it's too easy to do.

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[jagermeister]

Big fuckin' deal. You want a cookie or something?

[Private]

[crackpotcrocker]

Easy?! Not unless you have the power is it so called easy. But that's besides the point. Turner could rule the universe if he wanted too.

I on the other hand had to steal it.

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[crackpotcrocker]

[Challenge] Oh? And you've done better? [with a brow raise]

[Beat. pleasant tone.] No thanks I've had my sweets for the - I mean NO!

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[jagermeister]

Nope. I just don't give two shits about some fuckin' fantasy you humans have.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Fantasy?! This actually happened!

...What are you?

Re: [Private]

[crabbygenius]

Getting the power to rule the universe is child's play even if you had to steal it Little Crocker. I'm standing by my statement.

However, having the power to create the universe is a little more difficult.

[Private]

[crackpotcrocker]

Gee, thanks for pushing back down my self confidence. Speaking of which that was sarcasm.

Go on...

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[jagermeister]

Got any proof?

Tsk, you're not very bright for a human, are you?

Re: [Private]

[crabbygenius]

Of course~. Someone needs to keep that ego in check and it might as well be me.

[Not that her ego's any better.]

You're not the only one to regain memories.

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[crackpotcrocker]

Well... No. [Bitter bitter] Turner wished... He wished that no one would remember that event....

Let me answer your question with a question.
With an infinite number of worlds and universes and an infinite number of supernatural creatures I'm suppose to be able to tell what you are from just your voice?

[Private]

[crackpotcrocker]

Excuse me. It's besides the point I've chasing after those fairies for over thirty years.

What is it you remember?

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[jagermeister]

You must've been a pussy-ass leader just like the head nurse and her cronies then.

Maybe. You'll just have to figure it out for yourself.

Re: [Private]

[crabbygenius]

Which, just reminds me on how obsessed you can get.

This and that. Just a few things I've forgotten.

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[savemegermany]

Fairy god parents? That's just legends, like in Cinderella

[Private]

[crackpotcrocker]

You speak of that as if it's a bad thing.

Don't care to share with the class? Or me rather.

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[crackpotcrocker]

SAYS YOU! You don't know first thing about how my universe works. I was caught up in magical battle that I would had won! ^{After all I had Turner's parents enclosed in magical -} FORCE FIELD! And was going to transport them to the sun.

.... I shouldn't had given Turner one last request.

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[crackpotcrocker]

NO! THEY'RE REAL! REAL! I SAY! I HAD THEM! IN MY POSSESSION!


.......


Cinderella? [blink blink]

Re: [Private]

[crabbygenius]

It can be. Of course, sometimes an obsession can bring about something amazing.

[She remains silent for several long moments.]

I know where I came from.

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[jagermeister]

Does it sound like I give two shits about how your universe works? If you're gonna kill someone close to another person, do it yourself.

_{[A beat.]}

Or maybe you just didn't have the balls to end someone's life yourself.

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[savemegermany]

[ Italy isn't into fairies as much as someone like England, but that's not what interests him. ]

Ve~, you've never read Cinderella?

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[crackpotcrocker]

Can't say I have or ever heard of 'Cinderella' for that matter.

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[crackpotcrocker]

I was going too.

And then Turner said that Cosmo and Wanda are his - FAIRY GODPARENTS! And lost my fairies and couldn't do anything anymore!