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[crackpotcrocker]

What the heck? These memories... Memories that I don't recall ever having yet... I have them! Of I, Mr. Denzel Crocker having ruled my universe with those - FAIRY GODPARENTS! [Famous spazz of three]

[Denzel scratches the side of his head and speaks to himself]


^{Could this be a -} CURSE!? No, that doesn't make any sense. The coral power is low. Mmmm...Strange, ^{I also feel like I've also forgotten something...} GAH![Shaking his head in confusion]

^{Not exactly sure how to feel about this. Oh -}

HECK! I WAS RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! [Cue the maniacal laugh]

HEAR THAT?! RULER OF THE UNIVERSE! [continues with the maniacal laugher]

^{(Basically Crocker's regained his memories of the events of Abra Catastrophe but forgot about his girlfriend.)}

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[crackpotcrocker]

SAYS YOU! You don't know first thing about how my universe works. I was caught up in magical battle that I would had won! ^{After all I had Turner's parents enclosed in magical -} FORCE FIELD! And was going to transport them to the sun.

.... I shouldn't had given Turner one last request.

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[jagermeister]

Does it sound like I give two shits about how your universe works? If you're gonna kill someone close to another person, do it yourself.

_{[A beat.]}

Or maybe you just didn't have the balls to end someone's life yourself.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

I was going too.

And then Turner said that Cosmo and Wanda are his - FAIRY GODPARENTS! And lost my fairies and couldn't do anything anymore!

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[jagermeister]

I mean with yer own two hands! Rip their throats out, crush their skulls, tear a hole in their chests and leave the fuckin corpse to rot! If you rely on some bullshit make-believe fairytales, you're not gonna get a damn thing done.

voice;

[crackpotcrocker]

NO! Turner must be destoryed with what he torments me with!