Zelos + Drunk = bad ideas

[chosen_gigolo]

[The feed opens on Zelos, headband askew over one eye and swaying a bit but with a huge grin plastered on his mildly flushed face.]

HEeeyyy Vatheon! 'sme, The Great Zelosh Wilder!

[He has to take a long pause to stifle some giggles.]

N-now, y'see, I've noticed that a whooole lottaya don't really know nothin about sex so you're reaaalll lucky you've got me around! I'm kinda sorta a bit of an expert, so's how's about I start with lesson one an'-

[Though Vatheon will never know what lesson one is because an extremely frazzled Zelda stomps into the room behind him yelling "What are you doing?!" and grabs his ear, yanking hard enough to make Zelos yelp and fall over comically. His hand is still visible from the bottom of the screen complete with whining protests interspersed with drunken giggles as Zelda looks apologetically into the screen before cutting off the feed.

Looks like Zelos lost his network privileges.]

((ooc: Messages will be answered by either Zelda or Zelos, depending on who has hold of it.))

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[zelda_hylia]

[And right now, the one with the SFC is Zelda. She shakes it at Zelos, pointing her scolding finger at him.]

Did you even put a filter on that? There are children here too, you know!

[chosen_gigolo]

So? So? They gotta learn sometime!

[He can't even focus on her finger, he keeps swaying back and forth.]

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[ex_fintastic398]

Wait! But I wanted to hear the rest!

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[chosen_gigolo]

[Zelda's gone to get him some water or something so he managed to regain his SFC for now.]

Well, see, when a guy and a hunny wanna have some fun they get all cuddly, right? And the guy tells her what she wants ta hear and they got all smoochy and touchy and then it gets really fun.

[And he collapses back into a pile of giggles again. Welp.]

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[bufudine]

[Uh...]

Is he alright?

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[zelda_hylia]

Zelos is going to be just fine, I assure you.

[Drunken giggling in the background. Ok, maybe he won't be fine when she's done with him.]

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[ofthefullmoon]

Oh ... my.

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[chosen_gigolo]

Estelle-hunny! My pink prinshess!♥♥

[Video - Private]

[relinquishing]

[...

Really.

Really, now.]

Oi. Put a filter on before you decide to lecture on stuff like that, you idiot.

[Drunken bastard... Guy is pitying you, Zelda. He is pitying you so much.]

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[chosen_gigolo]

Aww, such a stick in the mud! C'mon c'mon, don't be shy~ I bet you're just as curious as everyone else!

[Giggle snort. Yeah, this is totally only private because he just hit reply and let the settings go as is.]

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[possessivelove]

Wha
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Should you really be talking about something like that so freely on the public network?

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[chosen_gigolo]

It'sh not like is something to be embarrassed about, y'know. I mean, eeeeeveryone does it sometime. Eeeeeeeeeveryone.

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[faithqueen]

I hardly think that such a topic is appropriate here.

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[chosen_gigolo]

O-oh c'mon Mousy-baby, everyone's gotta do it sometime! It'sh a fact of life, y'know? Even for mice!

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[xtsundereprince]

[ ...oh hey, he remembers you. What a way to meet again. ]

...what... the... hell just happened?

Ya had too much to drink or somethin'?

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[chosen_gigolo]

Probly but, but, too much is relative. I thiiiink it was probly just enough.

[He snickers, winding a bit of his hair around his finger.]

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[redcladidealist]

[What. Zelos, what is wrong with you?]

Zelos, are you still sick?

[Actually, he looks kind of drunk, but Lloyd is more inclined to jump to a first conclusion that's a little more kind to his friends.]

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[chosen_gigolo]

Sick with passion, maybe~♥ Hey, hey, did Dirk or that jerkwad ever give you the Talk?

[OH MY GOD ZELOS HE DOESN'T KNOW KRATOS IS HIS DAD JUST STOP.]

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[o8liter8]

[ brb, laughing at you, Zelos. ]

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[chosen_gigolo]

[As she should.

Though maybe not doing what they did earlier in the evening with booze might have been a better plan.]

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[and_yellow]

[THIS. FACE.]

Trying to catch up since I just got "DE-comaized"--This isn't a curse, right? Just a weird guy saying weird things?

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[chosen_gigolo]

Weird!? I'm hurt! You wound me! This is the Master of Meltokio Makeouts here!

[1/2]

[clairvoyancies]

[Who is she? That's gotta be the first thing Tsubaki wonders, as she turns on the feed and sees Zelda with him. Though she doesn't quite know why she does, since she hardly knows how to respond to something like this anyway.]

Zelos—

[She looks fairly horrified at him talking about something so horrid, and so freely. As if it's a good thing, even.]

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[clairvoyancies]

[And then the expression melts into something of annoyance.]

I-It is hardly your place to say what we know and what we don't. If you are intoxicated, then you should not be on the network.

[Because Tsubaki knows way more about "sex" than she will ever be comfortable with. And unless one of them catches her beforehand, she’ll be shutting off the feed—]

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[seablaze]

Every time I see ya, pretty boy. [He was snickering as he shook his head.]

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[chosen_gigolo]

Jealous~?

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[heartandsoul]

[Maka is 15 and what is this.

Also EXTREME DISAPPROVAL.]

Pervert. Someone should keep you in a muzzle.

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[chosen_gigolo]

Ooh! Kinky. Yer a bit young though, kid. I might be a perv but I'm no pedo!

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[closedcircuit]

[ A sniff, but Ky also looked a bit shocked that he even started on that path. ]

That's really not an appropriate topic for public.

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[zelda_hylia]

[...you know what, Ky? Zelda's going to just place a filter on the video so that innocent people are not harmed and let Zelos loose on you.]

[redeyed_devilx]

[ This is Duzell's face as he tried to keep his eyes from eye twitching at the human.

He sounded like a certain princess when she got smashed. ]

I hope you realize how foolish you look.

[ He mused flatly. Who knew people like that existed here as well but he wasn't expecting any less. ]

[chosen_gigolo]

Probably pretty silly! [Giggle snort] I can't even stand up straight!

[He.. doesn't really seem to care much though. Oh alcohol.]

[booyaka_boom]

*Selphie, for one, is looking immensely amused by the whole thing. Equally, she's rather quiet, just waiting, very silently, in case he was gonna get the chance to say any more on the subject...*