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[takesitfromtherear]

[The camera shows nothing but pavement, the edge of some wet fingers, and the ends of a really flashy red cape, fabric worn and water-heavy, trailing on the ground. Oh, and an adorable little white rabbit chomping down on the end of that cape.]


I don't get it. I don't freakin' get it at all. What--

OI!


[Suddenly the camera jerks and... goes flying. Seems Kamina, not knowing what it was, tossed it over his shoulder. It clatters against the coral, still recording for a few moments.]


Oi, lil' punk! Come here. I'll friggin' teach you to attack a guy from the rear when he ain't lookin'.


[Kamina dives for the rabbit, trying to catch it, and then the feed cuts.]

Comments

Video;

[0_0]

... Was that a hopbeast?

Video;

[takesitfromtherear]

Is that what ya call this?

[He's more or less got the rabbit cornered.]

Wait, who said that?

Video;

[0_0]

As an Alternian, yes! But I can call it a rabbit if you'd like.

[Ehehe.]

I did! You should check the starfish again! You'll see who I am.

video

[ex_fintastic398]

[ Ah yes, the network is always good for some entertainment. She's definitely laughing anyway. ]

Having trouble?

video

[takesitfromtherear]

[Does it look like he is having trouble? He's not having trouble. He's in total control of the situati-- OH GOD IT BIT HIM.]

Who was that?!

video.

[longwinded]

[John is laughing, sorry. Can't talk right now.]

video.

[takesitfromtherear]

Oi oi oi oi, someone dares laugh at the great Kamina-sama?!

[sorcery_fledgling]

[What. The. Deuce?]

Um, I don't think rabbits generally attack people. Sounds like it just surprised you a little.

[takesitfromtherear]

[Okay, okay, by now he has figured out this star fish thing. And awww yeah, a beautiful lady.]

Lets forget about the ...what did you call it again... rabbit, who are you?

voice

[sigil]

It's hardly attacking you.

voice

[takesitfromtherear]

It was definitely attackin' me.

[voice]

[flammatory]

... [Face. Palm.]

You're embarrassing me just watching you.

[voice]

[takesitfromtherear]

Oi oi oi, you wanna come here and say that to my face?!

[Action/Voice]

[mylittledoormat]

[Fluttershy's not that far away when the new voice comes onto the network, and she pulls out the communicator from the makeshift saddlebag on her back. She watches for a moment...

Wait. Wait. That rabbit! Is it really-?

She dashes like a pack of timber wolves are on her trail, hooves pounding against the pavement.]

Angel?! Is that you, little one?!

[Action/Voice]

[takesitfromtherear]

No, it's Kamina. Kamina!

[video]

[kingwithnocrown]

[Straight face. Because he's deadly serious.]

I don't know. I think some guys probably like getting attacked from the rear.

[:|]

But I guess a little notice always helps.

[video]

[takesitfromtherear]

Attacking from the rear ain't a man's way to fight at all. You gotta fight face to face.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Are you seriously fighting a hopbeast over a cape, you braindead moron? And here I had enough cape wearers in my life with the one I life with, but no, looks like you have to turn the not-a-pile into one, while additionally wasting my time on the network with your idiocy. At least most new people have the decency to ask where they are and if people are here, but you? Even breaking a predictable, boring pattern holds zero fucking merit if there's no substance to the whole thing.

[VIDEO]

[takesitfromtherear]

You talk too much, so I didn't listen at all.

[Action]

[mothersunlight]

[Rabbit season!!

Ammy sees the newcomer chasing a rabbit, taking off after him. Or the rabbit. Also maybe him.]

Arf!

[Action]

[takesitfromtherear]

[the rabbit catches a lucky break, cause Kamina is getting way too distracted by whatever that white thing is chasing after him? With him? Who even knows?]

What the hell?

[video]

[redcloakedthief]

[tollolololol.]

But attacking from the rear is often the best way to do it!

...unless you're just that hard headed.

[video]

[takesitfromtherear]

[He is incredibly hard headed.]

A true man attacks from the front. Else it ain't a fair fight.

[Okay, maybe he's just sulky cause his back is his weakspot.]

[Voice]

[chosehope]

[Meanwhile Nunnally just...waits for him]

Um...I'm afraid that it isn't attacking you, sir!

[Voice]

[takesitfromtherear]

If he's attackin' my cape, he's attackin' me.