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[thekidsare0kay]

Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

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[thekidsare0kay]

You did? [He's a little shocked, and intrigued] Would you make me another pair?

[stayb100ponyboy]

I want to go on record as saying that I think such a brilliant piece of engineering is wasted on you... but yes. I could make another pair.

[Hmmmm... this Sollux is a little less caustic than the previous one. He also isn't stealing Equius' moirail from him. This is making it hard to maintain any kind of hatred towards him. Irritation, yes. Hatred, not really.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[He's actually surprised that Equius would even offer, but he's not about to turn him down. Being blind sucks.] ...What do you want in return?

[stayb100ponyboy]

I'm sure I'll come up with something.

[thekidsare0kay]

No fucking way. Look, we can make a deal. But I'm not just giving you something without knowing what it is.

[stayb100ponyboy]

You don't have anything I want. Although...

[Hmmmm, here's an idea.]

You're good with programming, right?

[thekidsare0kay]

Duh.

[stayb100ponyboy]

I make you eyes, you help me program some new robots I'm working on. I'm having trouble with their autonomy.

[thekidsare0kay]

[Wow, is that all? Sollux considers that for a few moments]

Do any of them look like Aradia?

[stayb100ponyboy]

No.

[There's one that looks like Gamzee, though.]

[thekidsare0kay]

Then it's a deal. How soon can you get me my eyes?

[stayb100ponyboy]

Good. Two or three days. I'll contact you when they're done.

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, okay. I'll be waiting.