[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

Comments

[stayb100ponyboy]

I see you're still impossible.

[audio]

[unconchonable]

Why am I certainly not surprised that the moment you show up on the network you're bein' the undeserwin' entitled piece a fuckin' shit you'we always been? Why don't you go walk into the ocean, I'm sure THAT'll prowe entertainin'.

text;

[p2iioniicii2t]

You claiim a level of technologiical competence.

[audio]

[flammatory]

[Just so Sollux can have the novel experience of not being the lisping one in the conversation...]

I don't understand half of that, but I do know that we're not your trained monkey-dogs. Entertain yourself.

[Audio]

[rebull]

Nice. You must be ever so good with your hands.

[f8tal]

Always the special-fucking-snowflake, aren't you?

[bestestfurrend]

Hi Sollux! How are doing?! I can come ofur to play if you want if you're really feeling bored.

voice;

[ex_fintastic398]

That was fast!

[audio]

[toreadorkabull]

Uh... hey, Sollux. You are feeling better now?

[VOICE]

[bethehugejerk]

If you went to the trouble of programming a text-to-speech feature, can't you just code your own entertainment?