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Paaaaaass.

Why don't you suck my bulge? That might be interesting for a while.

Don't offer, he'll probably try to take you up on it.

FUCK OFF! I SO wouldn't!

You SO would. Don't even try to deny it.

No I WOULDN'T, I don't know what lecherous actiwities you'we been up to, an'd frankly it'd be quite alright if we left it at that, but no mutated bulge is goin' anywhere near my mouth!

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Uh huh. Sure. You tell yourself that.

You're such a pompous excuse for a sentient bein', Eq. The only thing that riwals that is your worthlessness, I fuckin' swear. You don't know a damn thing about me an' you newer WILL. So shut the fuck off you enormous sandsuckin' tool.

Sounds like someone is just mad I'm busy telling Captor the truth.

I don't see why you're ewen fuckin' wastin' your time with that! Or how it's ANY a your business ANYWAYS!

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Haha, tell me another one. Gross!

I'm being serious.

...What?

Don't listen to him! He's a lyin' sack a shit!

Maybe, but I don't think so. What's he talking about?

Yeah, go on, Flotsam. Tell him what I'm talking about.

He's too much of a wiggler. What're you talking about?

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He's just trollin'. He's talkin' about nothin', Sol. Just runnin' his mouth like you landdwellers do!

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Oh yeah?

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[GOOD THING NO ONE CAN SEE HIS FACE, because well, Sollux wouldn't be able to see it anyways.]

What is your obsession' with me suckin' your fuckin' bulge? As if I'd want that mutated mustard dispenser anywhere NEAR my fuckin chute.

What's your obsession with being a dick?

One could ask the same a you, but maybe ewen more so considerin' you don't ewen hawe any goddamn right to be!

I'm not being a dick! You just interpret everything I do that way. Did you actually just say you have the right to be a dick?

No, you are a dick, there's no questionin' it. An' yeah I did, I hawe ewery right to be a fuckin' dick to you.

Fuck, you are so obsessed and stupid. What gave you the right to be a dick to me?

Ewery goddamn thing about you to start! You're so fuckin' incorrigible and such a waste a fuckin' chitin it makes me sick.

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But whatewer, you KNOW what you'we done.

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