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Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

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Ewery goddamn thing about you to start! You're so fuckin' incorrigible and such a waste a fuckin' chitin it makes me sick.

[wait this sounds too much like...]

But whatewer, you KNOW what you'we done.

I've never done anything to you, for fuck's sake!

That is SUCH fuckin' bullshit!

No, it's not! Everything was shit you manufactured and made up!

I didn't manufacture a fuckin' SHRED a that or anythin' beyond it!

You're so fucking unbelievably stupid.

You're the one with the damaged sponge, Sol. Not me.

My sponge is fine. You're so fucking self-centred it makes me want to spew my grubloaf.

Oh whatewer, you're the rubbish-lower that got on the network demandin' entertainment like it was somethin' OWED to you.

And look at that! I'm not bored, anymore.

... You're impossible.

You didn't have to reply.

You--

[Yeah he's just going to make a frustrated sound before turning off the feed. Grub4lyfe]

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