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Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

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[Sollux actually laughs at that]

Oh yeah, sure. Sure you will.

Pfft I already hawe candidates lined up, are you kiddin' me? I definitely hawe what I need to totally be ower your ass.

[And yet, Eridan's remained faithful, for the most part, sans that confession and kiss for Gamzee, but hey he was confused.]

Oh yeah? [Still snickering] Who have you got?

[A haughty snort]

That's none a your concern.

[Have a snort right back]

In other words, it's no different from usual, except you've actually netted yourself a matesprit. I wonder how long KK will put up with you.

Oh fuck off, there's others--wait.

Who told you about Kar an' I?

Karkat told me, just like I told you he would.

Pfft! Figures. But whatewer. An' if he'd get sick of me he probably would hawe by now, we'we been in each others quadrants for nearly half a sweep now, though as matesprits for about a quarter.

Edited 2012-03-31 00:59 (UTC)

Wow, he's got stamina.

Why wouldn't you tell me?

Oh shut up! We're a great pair, you're just too fuckin' narrow panned to recognize it.

But... That's because it's none a your damn bloody business!

Yeah, that's what KK said, basically. I'm still skeptical, but it's not like I'm going to interfere.

[Groan] But it makes it seem like you're embarrassed. Are you embarrassed about having KK as a matesprit?

You better not interfere.

Fuck no I'm not embarrassed, you fuck! I just was lettin' him hawe the chance to tell ya first since you're his douchebag friend!

I just said I wouldn't.

Yeah, sure. You're just the kind of douchebag who would be desperate enough to get together with anyone, but wouldn't want anyone to know. KK's too good for you, as far as I'm concerned.

Yeah, and like I trust ANY a the fictional werbal swill that leawes your chute.

Fuck you, you'we no idea what him and I hawe been through, nor how fuckin' much he outright means to me. He's the LAST troll I'd be embarrassed by! So shut your fuckin' chute, you don't know shit!

When have I ever lied to you?

Wow, it actually almost sounds like you give a crap, Prince.

Tch, it's not a matter of if ya lied to me before, it's a matter a I just don't trust the likes a you.

[A snarl.]

Because I DO giwe a crap.

And weirdly, I don't trust you. But I actually have a reason.

Huh.

Yeah, yeah, I know your reason... [As much as he doesn't want to admit this...] And I can't blame ya.

Huh? What kinda retort is huh?

[A short silence. He really didn't expect Eridan to admit that]

It's not a retort. It's an expression of mild surprise.

[Yeah, Sollux, Eridan's grown a bit, he knows he did wrong. He's been working for almost a year now to try and make up for it and even if Sollux is/was his kismesis, he's not about to use that as an excuse to avoid blame.]

Well, whatewer. I don't rightly care if you're surprised or not, or if you're skeptical. It's the fuckin' truth.

...Okay, I'll believe you. But if you break his blood pusher I'll rip your fins off.

If I break his blood pusher I'm pretty sure Makara will finish what he failed to last month, so you won't hawe the chance to.

Oh yeah, for sure. Did Gamzee try to go murderous clown on your ass?

I'm blind in one eye because he thought I murdered Kar. I was able to escape before the psycho could finish the job.

Holy shit, really? Why'd he think you killed KK?

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