[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

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[0_0]

[That's cute. That's really cute.

Actually it is, but she's going to at least ask nicely just this once before she uses force.]

Give me the communicator.

[thekidsare0kay]

Fuck off!

[He's not playing Aradia! There are encrypted embarrassing conversations with Eridan, too!]

[0_0]

[She's just going to see the ones with Psii!! It's not like she doesn't know how to quickly get to the ones that she needs to read. So geeze, don't worry you butt.]

Well, you leave me no other choice.

[Oh god here we go, she's totally reaching right up in his grill to try to get it.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Argh! He sparks off with irritation and squirms away, batting at her hand]

What's your problem, aa? You don't need to see my stupid shitty embarrassment. Everything's fine now!

[0_0]

[Her problem is she hangs out with certain trolls way too much.

She continues to reach and push her way closer to it, despite getting batted at.]

My problem is I want to make sure it's okay! Plus I really doubt that it has to be that embarrassing, you were just talking to the Helmsman!

[oh my god stop getting louder, you might startle your neighbors.]

I can't help myself, I'm sorry

[withoutasign]

[Yelling through the wall.]

EVERYTHING'S FINE, ARADIA!

never be sorry

[0_0]

[Oh hold on, pausing this to look over to the wall.]

IS IT REALLY?

[withoutasign]

YEAH, WE'RE GOOD, EVERYTHING'S TAKEN CARE OF!

[0_0]

OH...

[She sounds sort of disappointed...]

UM. HEY SIGNLESS?

[devwocean]

[Ugh, what is all of this shouting.

BANG BANG BANG]

[0_0]

[Whoa banging.]

YES?

[devwocean]

WWHAT'S WWITH ALL THE FUCKIN' YELLIN' OVVER THERE? SOME OF US ARE TRYIN' TO READ!

[0_0]

I WAS JUST TRYING TO FIX SOMETHING, AND ALSO I WAS ASKING SOMETHING OF SIGNLESS.


SORRY.

[withoutasign]

YES?

[0_0]

COULD I COME OVER SOON FOR TEA?

[withoutasign]

OF COURSE! WHENEVER YOU LIKE!

[0_0]

GREAT! I'LL BE OVER SOONER OR LATER!

[thekidsare0kay]

[All the facepalming. All of it, as they shout at each other through the wall.]

See? It was just stupid, and it's over now, and we don't need to dredge it up again.

[0_0]

[Okay, she slides back down after the yelling stops and pouts slightly.]

... If you say so.

[8) Just... waiting for him to let his guard down.]

[thekidsare0kay]

[It takes him a minute, bristling for a while, then he settles his head onto the pillow again with a soft groan]

Is your ancestor here?

[0_0]

[She had been wondering when he was going to ask that.]

She is.

[thekidsare0kay]

[He gropes around until he finds her hand and squeezes] What's she like?

[0_0]

[She squeezes back, the ancestor deal has been such a weird experience for her.] She's an interesting troll, to say the least. While she can be pleasant, but she's also pretty reckless at times.

[But she's never been that good with trying to explain someone who she hasn't had much time to converse with, but she knows Sollux knows of a few tales and he would recognize her name when she spoke it.] My ancestor is the Handmaid-- or the Demoness, both of them are correct.

[thekidsare0kay]

Holy shit. [Sollux is pretty shocked by that, that's for sure, and suddenly his own ancestor experience doesn't seem so weird, by comparison.] She's real?

[0_0]

[The reaction was expected, safe to say. Aradia shifts a bit, still keeping their fingers laced. ]

She is. She's real and I've only gotten to know so little of her. There... are similarities of the both of us, but... I'm still not sure if there's many.

[A quiet sigh.]

It's honestly so surreal to even myself.