[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

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[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Hey, fuck you! It's hard to make up creative nicknames for someone I've never seen and just met.

[Audio]

[rebull]

I thought I was too old?

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Too old to [Sollux will not blush Sollux will not blush Sol-- too late] er, pail. Not too old to have retarded nicknames.

[Audio]

[rebull]

[Too bad he can't see, it's probably adorabull!]

I'm really quite spry for my age, I can assure you. And well fine! Heh, if retarded is all you can come up with, I will just have to make due, Software.

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Uuuuuugh, that's a shitty nickname. Maybe I should call you Horny instead of Horns.

[Audio]

[rebull]

I thought we were sticking to shitty names? [A rather bullish snort.] And I haven't heard that one before?

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Well, if the shoe fits!

[Audio]

[rebull]

Really?

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

....Really what?

[Audio]

[rebull]

You say I'm old and you use quotes like that?

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

It was an appropriate quote!

[Audio]

[rebull]

Uh, sure. I guess it is appropriate, but not very witty.

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

It's...it's retro.

[Audio]

[rebull]

Is someone trying cover up their little lame blunder then? I think that is a thing you are currently trying to do.

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

I think you're making a big deal out of a tiny shred of lameness, to be honest.

[Audio]

[rebull]

And I think you're are really over estimating how much of a 'deal' I'm making this. I am poking fun at you, calm down, kid.

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

[Huff huff] I'm totally calm, old man.

[Audio]

[rebull]

Uh, you sure?

[Audio]

[thekidsare0kay]

Yup!

[Audio]

[rebull]

Good. I wouldn't want you getting so worked up already!