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[thekidsare0kay]

Okay, weirdos. I'm fucking bored.

I've reprogrammed this stupid piece of shit alien communicator thingy with a text to speech program. By touch. In a foreign programming language. So now there are no excuses.

Someone entertain me.

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[thekidsare0kay]

Sometimes arguing is hilarious, though!

Yeah, I wasn't expecting that... Do me a favour?

[bestestfurrend]

It's more like fighting when all of you start it though!

Uh huh?

[thekidsare0kay]

Fighting can be fun, too, though.

Make sure Equius doesn't fuck with my eyes.

[bestestfurrend]

I suppaws so. I just don't like it furry much.

He won't. I promise. I'll keep an eye on him the whole time he's making them if I have to.

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah, I know. Think you'd ever get a kismesis?

Thanks. And tell him if he does anything weird, he's making his pervy robots by himself!

[bestestfurrend]

Probably not! I don't want to hate anybody.

He's already been doing that. [Siggggh. Equius!bot has become a frequent visitor to their hive by now.] But I think he really wants to help, so don't worry.

[thekidsare0kay]

Sometimes it just comes on without warning.

Yeah, but he wants me to help him!

[bestestfurrend]

Welll, if that efur does happen then I guess it would be okay too!

If he's made a deal with you about it he won't go back on it, Sollux! He wouldn't do that. So don't worry about it, really. He made Tavros new legs here again too and everything and that was just fine so it'll be okay with your eyes as well.

[thekidsare0kay]

I hope so. I mean, you know him better than anyone, so I guess it'll be okay.

[bestestfurrend]

It will be!

Now do you want me to come ofur to purrlay like I offered?

[thekidsare0kay]

Yeah sure, you can do that.

[bestestfurrend]

Yay! I'm on my way!!

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[thekidsare0kay]

[And Sollux is just waiting, talking to people on his SFC, hanging out on his sleeping rectangle in Aradia's hivestem]

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[bestestfurrend]

Sollux?!

[Nepeta just shows herself in, trying to track him down by scent, stopping in front of the respite block door and knocking.]

Sollux, are you in there? It's me!

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He sits up, glad that Nepeta just came in on her own instead of making him grope his way to the door]

I'm in here!

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[bestestfurrend]

Hi, Sollux! It's good to see you again!

[She goes in and sits on the edge of the sleeping rectangle next to him, briefly touching his arm so that he'll know where she is.]

Have you been okay?

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[thekidsare0kay]

[He smiles a little, sitting up as she enters]

Yeah, I guess I'm okay. Just bored as shit. You?

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[bestestfurrend]

Well, that's why I'm here! I'm okay. I brought you some snacks! Do you want them?

[She rustles around searching in her trenchcoat pockets - but considering just how much stuff she tends to carry with her it may take a while.]