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caughtinanetwork2012-04-01 10:13 am
thalassino) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-04-01 10:13 am
i can't use what i can't abuse—
[ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.
complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]
[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]
This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!
[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]
complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]
APRIL FOOLS!!!
[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]
This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!
[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]
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HE WANTED TO CATCH A MURDERER. ]
Who did you kill for this prank, then?
[ Because that was a real body, damn it. He couldn't have been fooled that badly. ]
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Nobody important, really!
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Is that how things run here, then? People who are supposed to be medical professionals killing for the sake of entertainment?
[ Not that he actually really...cares all too much about that. He's just kind of bitter about his fun getting spoiled. ]
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[ notice the lack of a direct answer there. ]
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