i can't use what i can't abuse—

[thalassino]

[ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.

complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]

This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!

[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]

Comments

[nouseincryin]

C'mon. Have a sense of humor.

[destroytheworld]

Oh, but I do have a sense of humor, you know? And I was really looking forward to beating up the murderer. Besides, I didn't know you were the kind of person who thinks it's funny to murder someone. Because if you didn't notice the body was real.

[nouseincryin]

You know, I wouldn't have pegged you for a sentimental-type.

[destroytheworld]

Me? Sentimental? Not at all. I'm just annoyed by their joke.

[nouseincryin]

Heh heh. I guess they made a fool outta you, huh?

[destroytheworld]

A fool? Outta me? Oh my, it looks like someone here has a death wish.

_{[yes, she's talking about you.]}

[nouseincryin]

Sure you've got time for me on that schedule of your's? Gotta destroy the world, right?

[destroytheworld]

Can't destroy it while I'm here, right? Besides, for ferals like you, I always can make an exception.

[nouseincryin]

Ooooh, a sociopath and a racist. You're just the catch, aren't ya'?

[destroytheworld]

So what?

[nouseincryin]

So what I said.

[destroytheworld]

And if I say that I don't care?

[nouseincryin]

I'd say it goes pretty damn without saying.

[destroytheworld]

Then I guess I don't have to say anything else.

[nouseincryin]

Suits me.

[destroytheworld]

Whatever. Just make sure not to get in my way.