i can't use what i can't abuse—

[thalassino]

[ hello, vatheon— are you enjoying your dark, underwater night with a murderer on the loose? no? yes? either way, at the strike of midnight, the entire power in the city cuts out.

complete darkness. until everyone in the city's sfc forcibly turns on... ]

APRIL FOOLS!!!

[ —is the really loud vocal chorus that immediately follows as the power returns, and visible on the screen are a bunch of bloody nurses cackling away. the most notable one would be the head nurse, of course— probably because she has a decapitated head beneath her arm, and is waving around a bloody surgical saw with a smile. when she speaks, it's cheerful as always: ]

This is one of your foreigner holidays, right? Did we do it right?? [ and she resumes laughing. ] My, you're all so foolish indeed!

[ she tosses the blood-soaked head unconcernedly, and the feed ends. ]

Comments

[VIDEO]

[limitless_land]

[He thanks you for calming down first, though he's still pinching his nose in disgust.]

No problem. April Fools isn't supposed to include "pranks" that include death. They're supposed to be harmless. How anyone could do this and call it that...

[Oops, he mad.]

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Murder isn't supposed to be a fucking joke to begin with. What demented asshole would think filling the bubble with fog and--and leaving--

[He pauses, quiet for a moment.]

The whole idea was so completely braindead it makes you wonder how they're not the ones who were decapitated.

[VIDEO]

[limitless_land]

You're right; it isn't.

[He gets the idea easily enough, glaring in the direction of the clinic.]

Either sheer dumb luck, or a reason I'd rather not think about.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

Luck? What part does luck have to do with any of this crap?

[VIDEO]

[limitless_land]

They didn't get caught while doing this. [As a part of the defense force, he has a general idea of how many people would probably attempt to kill them due to this madness.

And yes, he is planning on looking the other direction. Don't tell Minato, okay. >_>;]

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

... Fair point, and fuck them for getting away with it. Maybe that's what all that stupid fog was for.

[VIDEO]

[limitless_land]

More than likely. [Just... ugh. Why would they even- No wait, it's the locals. And he remembers Halloween last year.] Wouldn't be the first time they used smoke and mirrors to hide their actions.

[VIDEO]

[bethehugejerk]

[Snort.]

You don't need to tell me that; I've been here for over an earth year.