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[red_medic]

Does anyone know if zhere are any formalties required to apply for a job at zhe local klinik?

I could do vizh a little vivisection again for a change, but coming across volunteers has been a little difficult lately.

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[singlefileplease]

I'm sure Nietzsche would be rather proud of your efforts. However, I have always believed that death was merely the beginning of something bigger than life. If you keep avoiding death, you and those other 19-or-so soldiers will merely be locked in an eternal war, won't you?

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[red_medic]

Vhile zhat might be true, I am not in need for somezhing bigger zhan life, Fräulein. At least not at zhis point. One day each of us vill retire und RED vill hire new merzenaries. I vill reserve actual dead for zhen. Vhen I am old und zhere ist nozhing to do for me anymore.

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[patchworkdoctor]

Really, you just show up. There's a secretary but I don't think her job is actually real. I think she's just there for show.

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[knightime]

You mean it could be like, affecting our actual actions. Wouldn't suddenly want to realize you vivisectioned all of Vatheon right?

video; //forever late

[red_medic]

[He shrugs, producing a faint snort.]

Extreme, maybe. But at least effective.

Anyvay. Zhis ist eine medigun.

[And Medic simply turns the small communicator around to focus on the device in question.]

It ist used to heal und can übercharge zhe patient if zhey happen to haff ein übercharge-implant in zheir body..

video; Just as late! <3

[lamorteblanc]

Effective indeed. There must be much a proper vivisection can do for the field of medical science but of course, ethics and the Hippocratic Oath stand in our way.

[ Steepling his fingers now as he eyes the device. ]

Curious. And this is commonplace in your line of work?

[ Pondering. ]

Ah, yes... I don't believe I have your name, by the way.

[kagayakashi]

. . .[ She stares at him, really freaked out right now because wow what a way to welcome her into the world of science lmao, and she gulps before speaking again. ]

I-If you dissected people so you'd know how they died, why would you dissect them when they're still living? I don't understand.

[red_medic]

Vivisections are usually done to stupdy zhe living, corking organism. Zhe vay it vorks und reacts. To gain a better understanding of zhe matter in order to advanze scienze.

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[red_medic]

Hippocratic Oazh? From vhat I recall it vas more of a... Suggestion actually.

[A shrug.]

Zhough... Ja. All Medics employed for RED use zhis. BLU has a similar devize for some reason. Vhich ist just vhat I am being called as vell: Zhe Medic.

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[singlefileplease]

But surely you must have a use beyond fighting. [Someone looks uncomfortable.] Unless you're like me and can physically turn into a weapon. Then I suppose I understand the feeling.

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[red_medic]

Vhat do you mean by turn physically into a veapon?

[Yes, he is totally ignoring everything else now. Priorities.]

[Video]

[singlefileplease]

Yes. I can turn into a sniper rifle.

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[red_medic]

Bitte?

You look entirely human. How should such eine transformation vork out vizh your anatomy even?

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[lamorteblanc]

[ Not the first time he's heard that joke but at least this time it wasn't in his expense. ]

The Medic then. Very well.

[ Sinking back into his chair now. Seems someone found himself someone interesting. ]

I am Kazutaka Muraki, one of the resident doctors in practice within the city. Muraki is enough, Doctor Muraki if you wish to be formal. I believe... I may have use for someone of your skill.

Though I am not exactly in charge, I am happy to say we are, as I mentioned, rather understaffed. Any assistance is more than welcome.

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[red_medic]

[Little does he know that Medic is actually being serious about that matter, though.

Nontheless, he'll just be there, offering a little shrug.]

Vell. As long as nozhing speaks against it, I vould be villing to offer said assistanze.

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[singlefileplease]

[Rather than trying to explain, she simply sets the recorder down on the floor, glows pink for a few seconds, and promptly drops down onto the floor as a rifle.]

I don't know how it works - your best bet for an explanation would be Stein, most likely - I just know that I can.

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[lamorteblanc]

[ As much as this doctor wanted to keep up the Oath, there were just some unavoidable matters that prevented him from doing so. ]

We are in agreement, then.

[ There's the smallest smile. ]

Thank you for your assistance. You may come in at any time. Our hours are flexible and we most keep to ourselves.

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[red_medic]

[A nod.]

Very vell.

So ve may oder may not meet in person one day. Danke.

[And with one brief bow of his head, he cuts the feed.]

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[red_medic]

[TZhat face. Just that face.]

...was zur...*

How--- I mean... Zhat should not be physically possible!


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[Video]

[singlefileplease]

[Changes back right quick]

It's actually fairly common where I'm from. Not just guns either. We also have scythes, swords, polearms, and we even have a guillotine.

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[red_medic]

But vhat are you being considered zhen? Human oder item?

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[singlefileplease]

I personally am known as a Death Scythe. But if you meant more generally... I've always considered myself both. In a way it's like being bilingual; you can speak both languages equally well and even though one or the other might be more useful in a given situation, you don't suddenly stop knowing the other because of it.

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[red_medic]

I see... Now, zhat ist zertainly eine quite peculiar ability. Und zhere are more like yourself vhere you come from?

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[singlefileplease]

Indeed. There's another Death Scythe here actually, by the name of Marie Mjolnir. She can transform into a hammer that generates electricity. And there are hundreds more aside from us, of course.