Case File# 001 | [Video]

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Hello Vatheon, have a soaking wet high school detective with a faintly irritable look in his face. He shoves damp bangs out of his eyes and addresses the network with as much dignity as he can currently muster up. Which is still quite a bit, considering the circumstances. He is British, after all.]

... I'm sorry, but the God of this place is a giant coral?

At least if it were a giant sea sponge it could do something about getting me dry.

[Hakuba unknots the tie around his neck and wrings it out before stuffing it in his pocket. He shrugs out of his suit jacket as well, and rolls up his sleeves.]

This is quite possibly the most ridiculous kidnapping that I have ever been witness to. And that includes the one in Devon with the witch's coven.

Comments

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[theinfamous1412]

Fortunately for your reputation you do know better than to make a wild deduction like that.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Beatific smile.] Of course. No one knows you better than I after all, Kid-san.

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[theinfamous1412]

[ Stop it. :| ]

Of course, I would expect nothing less of you, Detective

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Never!] And I would so hate to disappoint you, Kid-san.

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[theinfamous1412]

As I would hate to disappoint you.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Answering this honestly.] Well your performances were a little lackluster in the beginning, but you've done nothing but improve over time. The walking on air one was quite nice, I thought.

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[theinfamous1412]

I accept your criticism and praise with grace.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Just wait, Kid, he's not done yet.] Although the Kirin's Horn heist seemed a bit rushed and slipshod to me. And a tazer Kid-san, really?

That wasn't like you at all.

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[theinfamous1412]

I see you've been borrowing Nakmaori-keibu's case files again.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

How else am I supposed to keep an eye on you, Kid-san? When Jirokichi-san bans all but the smallest children from the room.

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[theinfamous1412]

And, in doing so, played right into my hand

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[His hand holding a tazer. Okay, no, I'll stop talking about that now, really.] You really can't ignore a challenge, can you Kid, even when it's completely ridiculous.