Case File# 001 | [Video]

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Hello Vatheon, have a soaking wet high school detective with a faintly irritable look in his face. He shoves damp bangs out of his eyes and addresses the network with as much dignity as he can currently muster up. Which is still quite a bit, considering the circumstances. He is British, after all.]

... I'm sorry, but the God of this place is a giant coral?

At least if it were a giant sea sponge it could do something about getting me dry.

[Hakuba unknots the tie around his neck and wrings it out before stuffing it in his pocket. He shrugs out of his suit jacket as well, and rolls up his sleeves.]

This is quite possibly the most ridiculous kidnapping that I have ever been witness to. And that includes the one in Devon with the witch's coven.

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[ex_fintastic398]

Yeah, and it's fine! Most humans tend to look pretty similar no matter what world they're from, but trolls only seem to come from ours? It's so weird. Oh, that's what I am, by the way! I'm a troll! Of all the trolls here, they all have skin and horns and eyes like I do, but only me, Eridan and this other dumb jerk you don't need to talk to have fins like me, because we live underwater.

[ Humming thoughtfully for a second. ] I think that's the basics! I don't mind answering questions if you have more though.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Ah. We have trolls where I'm from, or at least, we have legends of trolls, but I rather think ours are probably quite different.

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[ex_fintastic398]

Yeah! I meant that. Other world's trolls aren't anything like us at all.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[Nodding.] It makes sense.

So trolls where you're from live in a variety of different climates?

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[ex_fintastic398]

As many different climates as we have, yeah!

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

That's fascinating. [H-he really means it too...]

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[ex_fintastic398]

I guess it would be, if you weren't used to it.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Of course. And you said that there were others from your world here as well?

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[ex_fintastic398]

Quite a few! Not all of them are as nice as me, but most of them are.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

That's good. If one must be caught in a situation like this, at least you can be near people you know.

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[ex_fintastic398]

Yeah! Do you have any friends here?

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

...

[He can't help it. Hakuba starts laughing at the idea of being able to call Kid a friend.] N-no, ah, no. There are one or two people that I am, hm, acquainted with, I suppose you could say, but it wouldn't be right of me to call either of them a friend.

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[ex_fintastic398]

That's too bad! But at least you have someone here that knows about your world and where you're from? I mean, it must be better than being totally alone.

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[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Yes, it is certainly better than that.