Toyotomi Hideyoshi (
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caughtinanetwork2012-04-19 08:02 pm
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THREE | [video] | A plan what is a plan
Gah!
[Hello Vatheon have all the flaily arms. Hideyoshi is as usual kicking about on his epic fancy sofa, or was up until a moment ago - he's just leaped to his feet and thrown his arms up in frustration, SFC and all. He gestures wildly with it as he speaks. Welcome to MonkeyCam.]
That's it, I can't take this anymore, if I don't find something to do I'll go insane!
Do any of you need someone to do work - any kind of work? I'll do anything! Just walking around, eating free food anymore all day, feeling like some big fat lord - me! It just isn't right!
[He flops back down on the sofa and sighs ever so heartily.]
Ahh, and I thought that this was all I ever wanted in the world...
[Hello Vatheon have all the flaily arms. Hideyoshi is as usual kicking about on his epic fancy sofa, or was up until a moment ago - he's just leaped to his feet and thrown his arms up in frustration, SFC and all. He gestures wildly with it as he speaks. Welcome to MonkeyCam.]
That's it, I can't take this anymore, if I don't find something to do I'll go insane!
Do any of you need someone to do work - any kind of work? I'll do anything! Just walking around, eating free food anymore all day, feeling like some big fat lord - me! It just isn't right!
[He flops back down on the sofa and sighs ever so heartily.]
Ahh, and I thought that this was all I ever wanted in the world...
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Mm. And I'm short. Nothing to do about it but to work harder. [He shakes his head, then drops it a little, apologetic.] Not that that was a fair hit.
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Except that my efforts to work harder, as you say, will become more and more useless over time. Whereas yours won't.
[It's not often that he admits he's way past his prime. That said, he will finally take Hideyoshi's hand. He closes his eyes as he does so, as if this were something meaningful and solemn.]
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[It sounds like a joke, but it's softly spoken. He understands that Gorthan is giving him something here, and thinks that he even understands what. He's obligated to give something in return.]
Come on, up! You won't change the things you can change by focusing on the things you can't. [Hideyoshi has never been one for particular philosophizing, but he has a few truisms and this is one.] And the older the head, the more tricks it's got in it!
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In fact, he will mutter a few incomprehensible words that are more or less mean what Hideyoshi just said, except as written by Zartas and in their original language, Evronian.
Once he's on his feet again and he's released Hideyoshi's hand, he swings his spear in the air again; it's not an attack, it's just a way of letting him know he's not down for the count yet.]
I admire you, Hideyoshi. As you say, your body may not favor you; and yet, you have the heart, mind and spirit of a true leader.
Now. Refresh my memory.
[He points his spear at Hideyoshi, then.]
What is it that stands between you and power?
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But no - not, he hasn't misjudged now, he never does. He knows people. Apparently aliens are people too. Slowly, he grins instead.]
Oh, pish. [Being flattered like this happens rarely enough for it to never get old, so his humility is less sincere than usual.] You have to... [but he trails off, staring at the pointed spear.
That, again.]
Well. That's a forward kind of question, [he says, turning his own spear in his hand and knowing he'll be accused of stalling any moment now.] In what order do you want them - alphabetical, geographical...?
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In the order you think most appropriate. Why, with any luck, your situation will remind me of one I may have experienced myself.
[Because while he would have gotten absolutely nowhere without Zondag's help (and even if he's technically a duck), he was no sitting duck during Evron's power vacuum years himself.]
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[It was him who talked about old heads and tricks after all. Hideyoshi finds himself giving an answering grin. Maybe... this is why he looks for allies, after all, it's what allies are for. And he's going to have to trust someone, someday.]
The truth is, it's only been two weeks in my world. [It almost shocks him when he remembers that.] I only just got my lord's killer. Now the clan is going to meet about the succession, and there'll be talk, and talk, and talk... [he shakes his head.]
Lord Nobunaga had some powerful generals. Niwa, Shibata, Tokugawa... everyone'll be saying they're entitled to something.
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Sadly, I am very familiar with how a power vacuum works.
[Because he participated in causing one, though it was a huge conspiracy that didn't involve just him. But that's not something he's about to say to anyone.]
You must take advantage of the chaos to step up, form alliances that will allow you to emerge victorious, and crush all who oppose you. Your lord's memory deserves no less. From within the black, inscrutable depths of the universe, his shadow still watches you, Hideyoshi. Make him proud.
[He obviously can't talk like this to Mitsuhide. Um.]
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And he's never been one for philosophizing, or poetry. But he thinks about those black, inscrutable depths of the universe, and yes - he can believe that Nobunaga is there, and watching.
He almost shivers, just a little.]
Well. I'll have no choice but to, [he says, and it doesn't come off a joke even though he tries.] None of the rest of them ever understood what it's all about. Someone's got to...
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[Because it's not like anyone else has ever told Gorthan about Nobunaga, *cough*.]
Not very well-liked, perhaps, by peasants and by the weak of heart. But as the great Zartas, the Beacon, so well exemplifies in his theatrical masterpiece, The Way of the Warrior, what else but ruthlessness is needed to grease the gears of the machine of history?
Am I correct in my assumptions so far, Hideyoshi?
[Yes. The Way of the Warrior. That is how it is called.]
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Spot on. [He nods.] I think they'd have gotten along, my lord and your Zartas.
[He shrugs a little then.] Lord Nobunaga did what needed doing. Others tried - sure, they tried. But only he succeeded.
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[At that, he will jab his spear at Hideyoshi again, only stopping short of actually hitting him with it.]
As Evron's undisputed Warrior King, I feel it is my duty to test you.
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Warrior King? Honestly?]
Whoa - ! [He jerks back and away from the point of the spear, even if it's not meant to hit, flailing a little. What about him communicates king to anyone?]
Say, Gorthan, [he asks instead, even as he snaps his own spear back up, ready for more action.] What happens after? When your Warrior King's done conquering and destroying and dominating, what's next?
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Allow me to recite the very last poem written by the great Zartas. The Beacon. The Invincible. This is the Sage's very last, essential teaching to Evron and the universe. May his words show you the way and enlighten you as they do me.
The Warrior King is the title.
[There's a small moment when he clears his throat and his eyes fall close. When he speaks next, his normally dark, deep tone has been replaced by something softer and more nimble. He recites slowly, careful not to overact. Cruel and simple as the words may be, he seems to hold a great deal of respect for them.]
"Victory, triumph,
complete and unconditional rule
over every being endowed with life;
that is the Warrior King's ultimate goal.
And if this is not enough
to sate his thirst for conquest...
Then the Warrior King must order complete destruction.
But if even this
cannot give peace to his heart..."
[And then his voice simply trails off.]
May I just say that this log is mind-blowingly awesome
He doesn't move, letting his spear-arm go slack. It isn't the answer he wanted. And it isn't complete destruction I want! There is a reason to conquer, a reason to make war, it isn't simply ambition and power...
No. No lies now, Hiyoshi. You know.]
A man has fifty years under Heaven, [he finds himself reciting in answer, under his breath. And blast, it hurts.] Is there anything that will not decay?
[He glances up at Gorthan again.]
That's absurd, [he says flatly.] I'm not conquering just to destroy what I fought for. Lord Nobunaga wanted to make something of that land.
Ah, it is. <3
And that is why the poem does not end. The Sage's very last poem is unfinished. Destruction only leads to nothing; by destroying merely for the sake of it, the warrior destroys his own soul. What truly counts is altruism, courage, justice. Love for one's people.
Such things... are not easy to say in a society that, over the centuries, has become addicted to its permanent state of war. Can you stop the addiction in your country, Hideyoshi, and still make your former lord proud?
... and now I am so sorry for taking forever ><
He's not ready for the question and his hesitation is genuine, not stalling. He isn't ready and he's never thought about it.]
I don't know, [he says, in a very small voice, and once he's said that he can't think of anything clever to say that would make it better.]
I was busy with finals until today myself, so it's alright!
Well. What a disappointment. You really should give more thought to these matters.
[After a moment of thought, he adds: ]
Mitsuhide certainly does not neglect them.
[The insinuation is made with the exact same tone of an old teacher berating a student for not doing his homework and praising someone else who did.]
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Hmpf! What does Mitsuhide know! [he growls, strange as such a sound is coming from him.] What's he ever done - wrote poems about it? If he ever wanted to make Lord Nobunaga proud, he's done a piss-poor job of it!
[Properly getting going now, he puffs his chest and stares Gorthan in the eye.] I may not have your answers yet, but at least I know that I don't! It's when a guy thinks that he knows everything that he's really got a problem.
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His tone is now much calmer. Detached, now that Hideyoshi has been spurred sufficiently.]
There are records of a few, great Evronians who made their lords proud precisely by vanquishing them. And if my second-in-command ever wanted to do to me what Mitsuhide did to your lord, I suppose I would have no grounds to complain - he is younger than I am, and as such, his legitimate ambitions burn brighter than mine. But you earthlings do not function the same way. Understandably.
When I return to my world, Hideyoshi, I will most definitely gather more information on the history of your country. Needless to say, should I not stumble into your name, my disappointment in you will be complete.
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No, we don't, [he says flatly.] Ambition isn't enough. [It isn't even the important part, no when it comes to really ruling.]
You need a reason. [his voice sharpens a little, becomes stronger.] Something you want to change! So when you find me in my history, don't think I've done whatever it was just to make you, or anyone proud.