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CONSIDERING THE COURSE OF EVENTS IN RELATION TO THE CURRENT CURSE
IT WOULD PROBABLY BE BEST TO MAKE WHAT USE OF IT THERE CAN BE
SO CONSIDER THIS A SORT OF PSA.
IF YOU'VE GOT STUFF ON YOUR CHEST INVOLVING ME, NOW IS PROBABLY THE TIME TO TALK AND UNLOAD IT.
I HIGHLY RECOMMEND FILTERING MESSAGES UNLESS YOU WANT ANY EMBARRASSING CONFESSIONS TO BE FREE TO THE PROBING SIGHT ORGANS OF WHOSOEVER WANTS TO PEEP ON PRIVATE FUCKING CONVERSATIONS.
ADDITIONALLY, ANYONE WHO ATTEMPTS TO USE THIS AS AN ATTEMPT TO EMBARRASS THE SHIT OUT OF ME WILL RECEIVE ZERO ANSWER, AND FUCK YOU FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
OTHERWISE HAVE AT IT, ASSHOLES.

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THE FACT THAT YOU ANNOY ME
IS AN IMMUTABLE FACT I AM STATING FOR THE RECORD.
IT DOES NOT MEAN THAT FRIENDSHIP CANNOT TAKE PLACE HERE.
TRUST ME, ABSOLUTELY EVERYONE ANNOYS ME AND IT HAS NOT STOPPED ME FROM MAKING A PREPOSTEROUS AMOUNT OF FRIENDS.
I DON'T ACTUALLY KNOW WHY SO MANY PEOPLE LIKE ME.
BUT IF I CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH A FUCKING RAINBOW-MANED BLUE WINGED HOOFBEAST, I CAN MAKE FRIENDS WITH YOU.

...you dont have to like him
but that does not mean i have to dislike him
he gave me a towel and talked to me when i arrived, so i feel like he is a very kind person underneath it all?
anyway
troll jesus is actually a legitimate surprise
does this mean you are the second coming of troll jesus?

that is true, i guess
disliking everyone is what you do

SO SUDDENLY HANDING OUT TOWELS ABSOLVES PEOPLE OF KILLING.
I SEE YOU HUMANS ARE MORE TROLL-LIKE THAN I THOUGHT.
BUT I DON'T KNOW
WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I AM NOT EXACTLY UP TO DATE ON YOUR EARTH JESUS, I'M JUST GOING OFF WHAT JOHN SAID.

EXACTLY.
IT'S A FACADE I PUT UP SO PEOPLE DON'T SEE HOW MUCH I ACTUALLY CARE ABOUT THEM.

AND YOU DID NOT FUCKING READ THAT BECAUSE I NEVER SAID IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!

DoEs iT GoTtA Be sO FuCkIn dIfFeReNt?
I DoN'T ReAlLy aLl gEt tHiS StUfF.
BuT ErIdAn sAiD DaTeS ArE ImPoRtAnT.
AnD YoU ArE WaY InTo aLl tHaT RoMaNtIc sHiT.

THERE OUGHT TO BE SOMETHING THAT MARKS IT AS A DATE BEYOND A SIMPLE NAME, THOUGH.
THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT OF ROMANCE.
LIKE
I DON'T KNOW
MAYBE A FEELINGS JAM.

youre pretty likeable even when youre yelling and raging
thats purrobably why

i dont know
everything f33ls upside down for me lately
even just being furrends with someone
i think im doing things all wrong with everyone right now

You have iinformed me of nothiing II could not deduce my2elf.
Do not worry your2elf.

PARDON ME IF I STILL DON'T GET IT.
FOR ALL I CAN TELL YOU ALL HAVE SHITTY TASTE.
BUT I CAN'T BLAME YOU FOR FEELING THAT WAY ABOUT THE REST
AFTER WHAT'S HAPPENED IN YOUR LIFE RECENTLY I'D FEEL PRETTY SHITTY, TOO.
JUST TRUST ME ON THE MAIN POINT, SINCE I WOULDN'T BE SAYING THAT SHIT IF I DIDN'T MEAN IT
AND USUALLY I DON'T MAKE OFFERS LIKE THAT SO OPENLY IN THE FIRST PLACE.

YoU KnOw i'm aLwAyS DoWn wItH JaMmIn oUr fEeLiNgS.
I JuSt wAnNa dO FuCkIn rIgHt bY YoU.
SoMeTiMeS It aLl fEeLs lIkE I AiN'T DoInG EnOuGh.

IS THAT MORE OF YOUR PSYCHIC SHIT
HAVE YOU BEEN READING MY MIND OR SOMETHING?

IF SOMETHING COMES UP THAT I NEED TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT, I'LL GO TO YOU
BUT I ACTUALLY LIKE THAT THIS IS PRETTY LOW MAINTENANCE.

How's this whole post working out for you, then, love?

HaHa, I GuEsS I CaN AlL GeT ThAt aFtEr eRiDaN.
I JuSt wAnNa hElP YoU GeT YoUr hApPy oN, aIgHt?
AnD It dOn't fEeL FaIr iF YoU ArE ThE OnLy oNe hElPiNg mE
FrOm wHaT MoThErFuCkIn tIgHt sPoTs i lIkE To bE LaNdInG My nOoK In.

Edited 2012-01-11 20:52 (UTC)

DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT BEFORE?
AND IT'S
OKAY, IT'S PRETTY FUCKING EMBARRASSING AND AWKWARD IN A NUMBER OF PLACES
BUT AT LEAST THIS WAY I GET THINGS OVER WITH.

yes but youre glad we do have shitty taste arent you XPP

okay
thank you karkitty
youve b33n furry nice about all of this

sorry i havent b33n better about it

being here is really hard right now

I can't help it. I love you. In a sisterly way, of course. But I do.

I sent you a package earlier, with my owl. Your Christmas present. I'm sorry, I'd forgotten to send it before.

It's good to get things out in the open.

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FOR ALL I WAS DEVOTED TO BEING HIS MOIRAIL AT THAT TIME, HE WAS STRESSFUL AS FUCK SOMETIMES.
MAKES ME GLAD YOU LISTEN A LOT MORE READILY THAN HIM.
BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT TOO MUCH.
IT'S NOT LIKE I CAN FORCE MYSELF TO HAVE ISSUES FOR YOU TO HELP WITH
I'VE GOT ENOUGH OF THEM TO BEGIN WITH.

I'D BE PRETTY LONELY IF YOU DIDN'T.
AND DAMNIT I WISH I COULD FILTER WHAT THIS STUPID CURSE MAKES ME SAY.
JUST
DON'T FEEL BAD ABOUT IT.
I HAVE BEEN THROUGH SOME ABSOLUTE SHIT BEFORE, QUADRANT DRAMA AND DEATHS AND STRESS OF MORE KINDS THAN I CARE TO COUNT
SO I'M NOT GOING TO BE A DICK TO YOU WHEN YOU'RE THE ONE GOING THROUGH IT.

JUST CALL ME KARKAT, ALRIGHT?
I'LL KEEP A LOOKOUT FOR THE OWL.
DID YOU GET WHAT I SENT YOU?
AND THAT'S PROBABLY WHY I'M EVEN DOING THIS STUPID POST IN THE FIRST PLACE.

(OOC: Lily's gift is listed over here!)

Edited 2012-01-11 21:07 (UTC)

AiN'T GoTtA ThAnK Me, BrO. gOtTa tHaNk wAtArU.
He uP AnD TaUgHt mE To lIsTeN.
HaD AlL ThE HaRsHeSt sTaRe, My gOoD MoThErFuCkEr dId hAvE.
AnYwAy lEt mE HeLp wItH ThAt sTuFf tOo, AiGhT?
EvEn iF I CaN'T LiKe tO Be fIxIn sTuFf, I CaN LiStEn.

i wish i could too
but i dont think you have to worry about efur being lonely
none of us would let you be
i mean we purrobably dont even leave you any alone time even if you do want it

:((
okay
that does help
you not being a dick about it i mean
not that you had to go through it too

I know. I'm sorry. When this is all over I will. I'm sure you've had a few slips of the tongue. And that one slips into my speech anyway.

You should give him a little bit of food, or he might nip at your fingers. A fair warning. Nonnatus, is his name.

I did, I completely forgot to tell you, Christmas was just a mess. The deer are lovely, I've put them up in my library. Animated them, actually. It was very thoughtful of you. And the album. I need to get a camera and take pictures of everyone here. You're brilliant and I love it.

I don't really have anything to confess, though. I think I've been pretty open with my feelings. Oh! Though, did I tell you...the friend I told you I would call my moirail is here.

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