[DREAM/Video]

[heartandsoul]

[Maka can't be seen in this dream, which is a bit unusual as any quick check of the user ID would show that it's her SFC-turned-Dreamberry that's making this broadcast. No, all anyone would be able to see is this strange creature wandering around what's presumably Maka's dreamscape. Even for Maka's lack of imagination, this creature seems decidedly...lame, it can't be a construct of hers. What is it? What's the point of it?

Then it starts talking.

And talking.

And talking.

And talking.]

[There's a clatter and the dream abruptly ends, soon Maka appears on the screen having apparently just woken up from sleeping at her desk. She finally notices the Dreamberry and scowls at it, muttering to herself "how lame" before reaching over and turning off the feed.]

Comments

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[ex_diplomacy861]

[ . . . that song, and that shape. This would have been ridiculous enough from a normal appearing man. She can't help herself -- Shelly chuckles airily.]

What a "bad boy."

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[heartandsoul]

[Maka, on the other hand, still looks ill from having the dream.]

He's terrible. He's the worst, most annoying Weapon in the history of...ever!

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[ex_diplomacy861]

Weapons are people that can change into weapons, right? I remember you brought up the topic on here earlier.

[Though she'd neglected to reply, alas.]

But just because he talks too much?

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[heartandsoul]

Excalibur can resonate with anyone and the powers that he grants the person that wields him are nearly on the level of gods.

[Then she scowls deeper and rubs her temples.]

But--yeah--he talks way too much, he never finishes a story or goes around in circles with it, he has too many overly particular rules for wielding or keeping company with him, he never gets to the point and he's always saying "fool!" [A mock gesture of Excalibur swinging his cane.] And he never keeps that dumb cane out of anyone's faces! He just--arrrrgh--something about how he even looks can make you mad, we're lucky he's not actually here.

Video

[cinnaponpuppy]

[Sorry Maka. Someone was humming the song now.]

That's pretty catchy!

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[heartandsoul]

[...

..........

....................This is either a very evil person or an extremely stupid one.]

You've...um...got interesting taste in music.

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[pactum]

What...is that. [ it doesn't even sound like a question.

what was he just subjected to? ]

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[heartandsoul]

[Believe her, she's sorry anyone had to be subjected to Excalibur.]

His name is Excalibur, he's a Weapon and he's unbearably annoying.

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[pactum]

[ yes. he'd...gathered the 'annoying' part, at least, on his own. ]

That thing is a weapon?

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[heartandsoul]

He can turn into a sword. ...I have no idea why he looks the way he does, either, all Weapons are humans yet...even the one animal Meister I've met had the decency to wear pants...

[Ughughugh--just talking about it is making her feel ill.]

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[destroytheworld]

What... was that thing?

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[heartandsoul]

Something I really hope never shows up here. I'd like to say he's a monster, but the only way he can hurt you is annoying you to death.

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[destroytheworld]

...I hope he never shows up here, too.

_{[because even if she killed him that wouldn't work.]}

[Video]

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

[He's ignored most of the recent dream feeds because they're a lot of the same; death and gore and pain and suffering and nothing he hasn't seen before. But this...]








What.

[Video]

[heartandsoul]

...I'm sorry you had to see that.

[She's sorry anyone had to see it, but that's beside the point.]

It's a person from my world and he's really annoying, that's all anyone needs to know.

[Video]

[keepcalmandcatchkid]

Ah, yes, I had gathered as much from the dream... he's not here as well, is he? [Please please oh god no, Kid is already here Hakuba doesn't need something else to give him a headache too.]

[Video]

[twiceinhabited]

...He's interesting.

[THAT'S ONE WAY OF PUTTING IT, AMANE.]

[Video]

[heartandsoul]

...Sure. He's definitely...interesting all right.

[She's just paranoid about going back to sleep because she might see him again, no biggie-wiggie.]

[Video]

[twiceinhabited]

Who is he?

[Just...curious...]

[Voice]

[needsmoregreen]

Um...what is that?

[Voice]

[heartandsoul]

His name is Excalibur, he's someone from my world.

...He's not here, by the way, so don't worry about that.

[Voice]

[needsmoregreen]

He...seems like he's a rather talkative person...

[Ahaha...ha...ha]

[video]

[flammatory]

... What was that? [Zuko's staring incredulously.] I think that might be the most annoying thing I've ever heard.

[Considering how easily annoyed he is, that's a strong statement.]

[video]

[heartandsoul]

I'll tell you what he's not: here. So there's some good news at least.

Otherwise...his name is Excalibur, he's a really old Weapon--so maybe why he's so annoying is because he's senile, who knows--and absolutely nobody can tolerate him.

[video]

[flammatory]

A Weapon? You didn't tell me about this before.

Too bad you finally got away from him and now you're having dreams. I hardly ever remember mine.