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[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."

oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?

[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]

bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.

[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]

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Oh, you don't seem menacing at all!

[She brightens. Yes, instruments are her thing.]

I do! My favorites are the harp and the ocarina, but I can play most instruments. It was part of my training when I was young. Shall I play you a song as an apology? I have one that makes me think of you.

[There's quite a long pause between the Summoner's text and Dave finally replying.]

fcuk
fkcu
shti
wow what even happened up there
gonna need crutches for those words up there
jegus
did you
...
did you just
wow
suddenly the dexterity of my fingers and hands are shot
that could also have been taken the wrong way fuck
did you just
like
pseudo come on to me???
or imply you wanted to come on to me???
oh jegus
i cant
fuck
i think im as red as my text
and i wasnt supposed to actually announce that to you or the network

[Dave has lost his shit. He can't even send a beat back. Too busy being really fucking embarrassed.]

WoAh.
AnD YeAh.
YeAh tHeY ArE.
FoR ReAl sPeCiAl mOtHeRfUcKeRs.

hAHA,
oH WOW, yOU ARE K1NDA UH,
fREAK1NG OUT,
tH1S 1S SO CUTE.
aND YES,
1 D1D.
wANT TO COME ON TO YOU, tHAT 1S,
oNCE 1 LEARNED YOU WERE JUST A WR1GGLER THAT D1ED.
bET YOU'LL BE A K1LLER 1N A FEW SWEEPS, tHOUGH.
mAKE SOME GUY OR GAL REALLY LUCKY.
};)

That... That is generous of you, but I don't need any help with anything. I do not want it because I believe this is what I deserve-

[Darkleer stiffens up, but he can't stop himself.]

-because no matter what side I look to, I have already failed by not finishing my duty or by not letting the Signless live and escape-

[He tries to force his jaw shut, and already one of his hands is rising to try and cover his mouth. But the words still come, even if muffled.]

-and I still don't know what is right or wrong anymore, it shouldn't have taken so much out of myself to end some mutant-blooded traitor but what if-

[CRASH]

[That is his fist. Through the wall. Straight through to the other side, leaving dust to gather in the air and some pieces falling to the ground. Even with his shades in the way, it's clear that Dakleer's eyes are wide as he stares at nothing in particular.]

Heh, good.

Training? What for?

Oh, I, uh, yes! I would really like that. [His face brightens a little, sitting back in his chair and looking to the communicator fondly.]

hEH YEAH,
bUT LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT TH1S,
1T'S A REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE SUBJECT FOR ME.

spto
stpo
tspo
STOP
JEGUS
stop stop stop

[Oh god, he can't even brain this anymore. Be right back hiding in his room forever. What even.]

one
i am not fucking cute
two
what the fuck are you saying to me
three
what the fuck are you saying to me??!!!

D --> I'm sure I can manage that
D --> Dural needs to stretch her wings at any rate
D --> So I suppose I will occupy myself with that

[Translation: suddenly everything is awkward in my hive and only the bird understands me. The bird and alcohol, but I don't have access to the latter yet.]

}:)
yOU ARE JUST.
wOW, 1 CANNOT EVEN HANDLE HOW CUTE TH1S 1S.
dO YOU NOT GET CONFESS1ONS OFTEN?

wHAT DO YOU TH1NK 1'M SAY1NG TO YOU?
1 TH1NK YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACT1VE K1D,
aND YOU'LL DO WELL 1N LOVE AND HATE ONE DAY.

[Surprisingly, Gamzee doesn't jump from the sudden punch. Maybe his fright reaction is just getting over-ruled by his want to calm the adult in front of him down.

Leaning up onto his toes, he reaches up, resting his hand on either side of Darkleer's face, patting it a little awkwardly. He was usually the one depending on calming touches, not the one supplying them, but he was willing to give it a shot.]

Shoosh, motherfucker. You're okay, aight? You be chill. Shoosh.

[She looks completely at peace while playing her harp, though this sounds a bit strange when not on a guitar. She does it anyway, tapping her feet to fill in the missing beats and singing along for the horn's parts. She seems excited when she's finished.]

I hope you enjoyed it! It is a song that is wild and free, much like yourself.

[She seems to hear the questions only once she's finished.]

Oh, music holds great magic in Hyrule. It is imperative that the heir to the throne is trained in all sorts of instruments.

Edited 2012-01-13 00:27 (UTC)

That ii2 nothiing two need two apologiize two a helm2man for.
IIt ii2 diiffiicult, dealiing wiith what ha2 been happeniing.

not really
no
...
i did not just admit that fuck
uhh thanks
but
ive already got someone in mind in the love department
i also did not just admit that
fuck this curse bull shit

[There's a slight recoil, but Darkleer doesn't move his hand away from his face. Instead, he opts for a shake of his head.]

[No, he's not okay.]

D --> Quiet.
D --> A proper highblood knows better than to take out his frustrations on a mere helmsman
D --> You have been through enough as it is at any rate

[He listens intently, eventually closing his eyes, his smile starting to hurt his face. Ears twitch a little, adjusting to get the best quality out of the communicator. It really does ...feel like him, doesn't it? He can't help but agree as he stays silent the whole time, letting out a long breath when he finally does finish, eyes opening.]

My dear, you play with such skill and grace. I really enjoyed that. It's not often I get to hear music played so well.

[Pause.]

Throne? [Royalty = Bad in his culture. But he reminds himself that she is not from his society... right.]

dO YOU?
cARE TO SHARE W1TH ME?

[Gossiiiip.]

[Well then, Gamzee is going to continue patting his cheeks. Man, if only he was a bit taller to he could reach more easily. Darkleer is kind of crazy tall.]

You gonna be. Just all gotta let yourself up and fuckin' be.

no
fuck
her name is jade
WOW
wow fingers
im trying to keep this under the covers
and you just all up and decide to go and backstab me with your confessional ways

I am glad you enjoyed it. I would be happy to teach you to play it once this curse is over.

[She glances away at the mention of her status. Well, she didn't mean to let that slip.]

Yes, I am Hyrule's princess. It is why I can't stay here in Vatheon, I must return to my people so I can correct my mistakes.

[She looks at the SFC, not really wanting to talk anymore.]

Excuse me. I think perhaps I should turn this off before I ramble on more. Have a good evening, Lysunder.

pURRBEAST 1S OUT OF THE
mETAPHOR1CAL BAG NOW!
wHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT HER?

[Another shake of his head, and then he's dislodging his hand from the wall so that he can carefully, carefully push Gamzee away.]

Please, I would really enjoy learning how to play it, or at least completely memorizing the melody.

A princess, wow, I suppose I should feel a little bad for hitting on you as much as I have, heh. But you and I have something in common there...

[Actively getting a little sad now though, but he nods.]

Of course. Be sure to uh, give me a call or something, when the curse is done. See ya.

_{[Oh this is perfect timing. No, really! He's still thinking about that conversation he had with Lea and uh. Troll junk.]}

nook hunting?
uh
well idk how far im allowed to really go cuz my ass sorta belongs to lea but
ive been a little curious about something

troll-something.

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Dave promptly loses his shit now.

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Awesome.

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Dave needs an adult LMFAO

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Summoner is an adult.

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an adult that isn't Summoner 8T

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Pft. Subtle filter-

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Lucky for Dave, Summoner thought to.

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