General of Cavalreapers, Lysunder the Summoner (
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caughtinanetwork2012-01-12 03:52 pm
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[Text] ♉ Summoner: "Appease the drone."
oKAY vATHEON,
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?
[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]
bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.
[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]
sO MY NERVES ARE WRACKED,
aNY SUGGEST1ONS TO HELP A GUY RELAX?
pREFERABLY TH1NGS YOU CAN DO OUTDOORS,
bECAUSE THERE REALLY 1S NOT STRUCTURE HERE THAT CAN HANDLE MY RACK.
1DEAS?
[BAM - FILTER: To anyone above the age of 18 Earth years / 9 Alternian sweeps.]
bES1DES NOOK HUNT1NG,
bECAUSE THAT'S WHAT TH1S POST 1S NOW ABOUT.
sER1OUSLY,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW ALL OF YOU CAN GET ALONG SO GREY,
bUT 1 REALLY NEED SOME COLOR 1N MY L1FE.
mY GOAL POSTS ARE W1DE OPEN FOR SOME K1ND OF ACT1ON.
jUST PUTT1NG 1T OUT THERE.
nOT TO MENT1ON...
mY CUR1OS1TY.
uH,
yOU KNOW, aBOUT OTHER SPEC1ES AND THE L1KE.
cOME ON, yOU OTHER TROLLS CAN'T TELL ME YOU'RE NOT CUR1OUS AT ALL.
};)
bUT YEAH, uH, hOT AND HEAVY HORN HANDL1NG 1S DEF1N1TELY SOMETH1NG 1 NEED 1N MY L1FE.
jsyk.
[Kinda laughing his ass off here, but he is pretty serious.]
Awesome.
oH WOW, yOU ARE K1NDA UH,
fREAK1NG OUT,
tH1S 1S SO CUTE.
aND YES,
1 D1D.
wANT TO COME ON TO YOU, tHAT 1S,
oNCE 1 LEARNED YOU WERE JUST A WR1GGLER THAT D1ED.
bET YOU'LL BE A K1LLER 1N A FEW SWEEPS, tHOUGH.
mAKE SOME GUY OR GAL REALLY LUCKY.
};)
Dave needs an adult LMFAO
stpo
tspo
STOP
JEGUS
stop stop stop
[Oh god, he can't even brain this anymore. Be right back hiding in his room forever. What even.]
one
i am not fucking cute
two
what the fuck are you saying to me
three
what the fuck are you saying to me??!!!
Summoner is an adult.
yOU ARE JUST.
wOW, 1 CANNOT EVEN HANDLE HOW CUTE TH1S 1S.
dO YOU NOT GET CONFESS1ONS OFTEN?
wHAT DO YOU TH1NK 1'M SAY1NG TO YOU?
1 TH1NK YOU ARE A VERY ATTRACT1VE K1D,
aND YOU'LL DO WELL 1N LOVE AND HATE ONE DAY.
an adult that isn't Summoner 8T
no
...
i did not just admit that fuck
uhh thanks
but
ive already got someone in mind in the love department
i also did not just admit that
fuck this curse bull shit
Pft. Subtle filter-
cARE TO SHARE W1TH ME?
[Gossiiiip.]
Dave didnt even notice
fuck
her name is jade
WOW
wow fingers
im trying to keep this under the covers
and you just all up and decide to go and backstab me with your confessional ways
Lucky for Dave, Summoner thought to.
mETAPHOR1CAL BAG NOW!
wHY DON'T YOU TELL ME ABOUT HER?
Oh, his life would be so awkward otherwise
no
no fucking way
this shit is for me to know
and for no one else to know
no subject
hEH HEH.
hOW ABOUT,
yOU TELL ME YOUR THOUGHTS ON HER HERE,
oR 1 TELL HER ABOUT TH1S L1TTLE CONVERSAT1ON!
[Call his bluff.]
[Do it.]
no subject
i bet you wouldnt
[CALLING YOU OUT.]
no subject
no subject
what does that emote even mean???