voice + video

[f8tal]

[Even before the video turns on there is a scream that rips through Vatheon with the force of 8,000 shattered windows.

Zoom in on Vriska and the nicely timed video feed that just turned on to show... a fish tail? But it's not any fish tail- it's a mermaid tail. Covered in blue scales of a familiar cerulean shade it's connected to the owner of the previous screech, Vriska. She's currently too busy trying to control herself on her bedroom floor than pay any attention to her wayward device. She looks between horrified and extremely angry.]

What the fuck happened to me?!

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[VOICE]

[bethehugejerk]

Because there has to be something you're trying to accomplish here, unless your sole concept of being and purpose in life is to be a murderous bitch for no damn reason. Do you think I'd be trying to drag it out of you if I didn't want to hear it?

[VOICE]

[f8tal]

[Why are you asking her these things, AUGH.] I used to have a reason! I had a reason for everything I did, obviously!

Not everyone could understand that everything I did was for the greater good, but whatever! Like any of that shit matters now, now does it?

So, you know what? No. I don't have a reason to be like this. All my reasons died when I came here to this shit hole and that's all there is to it!

[VOICE]

[bethehugejerk]

For the greater good? Are you even kidding me?

How was paralyzing Tavros for the greater good? Or keeping his sawed-off legs in your sylladex? Yeah, I learned about that: you threw his fucking toe at me once, you sicko.

Or how about killing him? Tell me what good that did.

Hell, I don't even like him much, and I've done more good for him here than you ever did.

And then there's that whole mess with you and Terezi and all what else went on in that fucked up chain of bullshit. Don't even tell me you weren't using John to try and get an upper hand on her; I know how you two work with your overblown pretentious mind games. And your whole plan to go off and fight Jack and be the hero? That would have gotten us killed if not for Terezi stopping you.

There was one time - one time - I thought you might be a little better than you've made yourself look. So much for that! In the end you're just some trumped up, arrogant dumbass who can't do anything right, can't take responsibility for a single ounce of the shit she's pulled, and doesn't even have the frigging dignity to stop when she has no reason anymore!