voice + video

[f8tal]

[Even before the video turns on there is a scream that rips through Vatheon with the force of 8,000 shattered windows.

Zoom in on Vriska and the nicely timed video feed that just turned on to show... a fish tail? But it's not any fish tail- it's a mermaid tail. Covered in blue scales of a familiar cerulean shade it's connected to the owner of the previous screech, Vriska. She's currently too busy trying to control herself on her bedroom floor than pay any attention to her wayward device. She looks between horrified and extremely angry.]

What the fuck happened to me?!

Comments

[video]

[f8tal]

I can't breathe outside of water, Nitram. [Glub glub...] Hungry? Hungry for what? You look human to me! Go eat a sandwich.

[video]

[voreadorkabull]

But, uh... mermaids are not supposed to breathe outside of water. So you are okay, for being a mermaid. And, uh... I have been eating. That's how I know that it is not stopping.

[video]

[f8tal]

This is still far from okay! Do you know how vulnerable- [Nope nope nope she'll just go blow bubbles in the water before she says anything more stupid.

She resurfaces after a small pause.] Maybe humans just eat more than trolls.

[video]

[voreadorkabull]

-=his brow furrows, then shakes his head=-

I, uh... think they might, actually eat less.

-=a pause=-

Are you going to stay in the tub?

[video]

[f8tal]

Maybe you're a faulty human, then.

[She waves her tail.] No way! Darkleer is getting me to the lake soon.

[video]

[voreadorkabull]

Uhhh... oh. So you're going to be alone, in the lake.

[video]

[f8tal]

No shit I'm going to be alone! Unless you count all the other stinking fish and whatever else is in this scum pond.

[video]

[voreadorkabull]

Maybe, I could help with that. I mean, uh... if you wanted.

[video]

[f8tal]

... If you want. Sure.

You're better than some shitty fish, I guess.

[video]

[voreadorkabull]

Can you talk to fish?

[video]

[f8tal]

I don't know... I haven't tried to. [Since she is from a Disney movie universe, yes. She can.]

[video]

[voreadorkabull]

You should try! Since, uh... you are part seabeast. They are... really different to talk to, than animals on land.

[video]

[f8tal]

If I become that bored, maybe! But I'm pretty sure I'd sooner eat seaweed and rocks before I subjected myself to that.

Why, do you talk to fish a lot?