02 - Audio.

[oursomalink]

[ It sounds like a normal evening in the household; there’s sounds of dinner cooking, that much is made obvious from the sounds coming through the SFC. It doesn’t take too long before the SFC picks up the sound of a conversation, however … ]

Huh … you know, you’d make someone a good wife.

... I think my brother said that to me once.

Really? It’s kinda true!

[dryly] Oh ha ha.

You could be our wife! [ She pauses for a moment, before her voice comes onto the SFC again, a little louder this time. ]

HEY! SHING! I FOUND US A WIFE!

Hmm? [ There’s a shuffling sound before Shing’s voice is heard again. ] ... well, I agree he does have the cooking skills for it!

[something clatters against the oven noisily] What?! Shut up! Both of you! I’ll kick both your asses, I ain’t nobody’s wife goddamnit!

Awwww, I’d love to see you try, honey, but then dinner will burn! [ She sounds like she’s taunting him, but she’s really just playing around. ]

So mean, Rin... is this why your previous husband left you? [ Oh, boy, and now that he’s picked up on the teasing he’s joining right in on that... ]

[Heeee might be growling a bit] I should just let you two brats starve!

[ Kohaku’s laughing a little. ] We love you, Rin! Really! You’re just so easy to tease ~

We only tease because we care, Rin! Don’t be so angry? Please? [There’s more shuffling, and then the sound of footsteps.]

Hng--! Let go--! ... damnit, fine! You win! Leggo so it doesn’t burn!

[ And with that and a bit of laughing, the SFC switches off. Now would be a good time for more teasing/trolling/letting them know that they were heard! ]


( ooc: purple is Kohaku, blue is Rin and red is Shing. )

Comments

voice;

[oursomalink]

... oh. I was wondering what was going on there...

[Shing blinks, frowning at the SFC -- even if his frown isn't visible right now for reasons.]

Close! We just made Rin our wife. Would you like him to be yours too, Yukari?

voice;

[tsundyne]

...I think he'll have his hands full enough with you two.

[Psh. Well, she isn't frowning, at least. Still teasing, in fact.]

Besides, I don't even know him.

voice;

[keepsthefire]

Don't listen to 'em! They're crazy!

voice; /you don't mind another threadjack, do you?

[spiria]

Hey! Who are you calling crazy?

voice;

[keepsthefire]

You! Callin' me wife this, wife that! You're crazy!

voice;

[spiria]

I'm not crazy! I'm just a horrible tease and you love me for it!

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

No, Shing loves you. I'm wonderin' what the hell I'm doin' cooking dinner for a buncha loonies.

[voice]

[spiria]

Yes, Shing does love me ~

[ And she's quite happy with that. ♥ ]

But there are many kinds of love, don'tcha know! It doesn't all have to be romantic.

voice; orz my dropdown keeps trying to change things

[keepsthefire]

Yeah well don't come lookin' for any love over here.

[Alllll the tsundere]

voice;

[oursomalink]

We're not crazy, we're just right!

voice/action;

[keepsthefire]

If by "just right" you mean completely nuts, sure.

voice/action;

[oursomalink]

We only tease because we care, you know that~

voice/action;

[keepsthefire]

Yeah your girlfriend was just saying that. Why do I not believe you?

voice/action

[oursomalink]

Because you really like us but just won't admit it!

[So, Rin, did we ever mention that you remind Shing of Hisui on this point...?]

voice/action

[keepsthefire]

Tch. Please. Keep tellin' yourself that.

[Some how he's less violent than Hisui.]

voice; LATE oh my god what even happened here i'm sorry kdkjas

[tsundyne]

...Picking a fight now, Shing?

[Again--?]

voice; IT'S OKAY WE LOVE YOU don't ever apologize okay? asdkjgfsadjh

[oursomalink]

Er... no...

[. . . b u s t e d . Shing not's that good at hiding things, okay?]

voice; LMAO thaaank you <3

[tsundyne]

[No, no he isn't.]

Yeah, well...you might not wanna do that, if he's the one cooking your meals.

voice;You are very welcome dear <3 <3 <3 <3

[oursomalink]

I know. I'm only teasing...

[He can't help it, okay? Kohaku rubbed off on him...]

voice;

[tsundyne]

[Yeah, yeaaaaah, blame Kohaku, why don't you.

Psh.]

Just don't overdo it.

voice; OOPS FFFF sorry this is late wow what even happened here

[tsundyne]

[Oh hey, she can hear his voice amongst all the arguing.

Pffft. She feels a bit sorry for him, but there's a bit of a laugh at that.]

Don't let 'em rub off on you, now.

voice; Amazingness happened?

[keepsthefire]

Tch. Little too late for that, I think.

... it's not... that bad I guess... Still a stupid joke though...

voice; evidentally so

[tsundyne]

...Yeah. But at least they aren't trying to make you look the part.

[Of wife, that is.

Oops, she shouldn't be giving them ideas--]

voice;

[keepsthefire]

... h-hey! Don't give them any ideas!

voice;

[tsundyne]

O-Okay, okay!

[Jeez--

Her hands would be in the air if this were video. She just shakes her head a bit, though, sighing.]

What are you cooking for them, anyway?