02 - Audio.

[oursomalink]

[ It sounds like a normal evening in the household; there’s sounds of dinner cooking, that much is made obvious from the sounds coming through the SFC. It doesn’t take too long before the SFC picks up the sound of a conversation, however … ]

Huh … you know, you’d make someone a good wife.

... I think my brother said that to me once.

Really? It’s kinda true!

[dryly] Oh ha ha.

You could be our wife! [ She pauses for a moment, before her voice comes onto the SFC again, a little louder this time. ]

HEY! SHING! I FOUND US A WIFE!

Hmm? [ There’s a shuffling sound before Shing’s voice is heard again. ] ... well, I agree he does have the cooking skills for it!

[something clatters against the oven noisily] What?! Shut up! Both of you! I’ll kick both your asses, I ain’t nobody’s wife goddamnit!

Awwww, I’d love to see you try, honey, but then dinner will burn! [ She sounds like she’s taunting him, but she’s really just playing around. ]

So mean, Rin... is this why your previous husband left you? [ Oh, boy, and now that he’s picked up on the teasing he’s joining right in on that... ]

[Heeee might be growling a bit] I should just let you two brats starve!

[ Kohaku’s laughing a little. ] We love you, Rin! Really! You’re just so easy to tease ~

We only tease because we care, Rin! Don’t be so angry? Please? [There’s more shuffling, and then the sound of footsteps.]

Hng--! Let go--! ... damnit, fine! You win! Leggo so it doesn’t burn!

[ And with that and a bit of laughing, the SFC switches off. Now would be a good time for more teasing/trolling/letting them know that they were heard! ]


( ooc: purple is Kohaku, blue is Rin and red is Shing. )

Comments

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[tsundyne]

[Two voices she recognizes, and one she doesn't.

Pfffft, if the video feed were on, you would totally see her rolling her eyes. She'll be teasing all right-- but not Rin.]

First of all, Shing, your Starfish turned on.

And second of all, you two sound like children! What is he, your dad?

[There's a bit of a chuckle at the end, since Yukari realizes that she may have come off a little more seriously than she intended. But really now--]

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[spiria]

Hey, Yukari!

Haha, nope! He's our wife!

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[tsundyne]

...Yeah, I got that much. He doesn't seem too happy about it, though.

voice;

[spiria]

Ahhh, he knows we're just teasing him. I think.

voice;

[oursomalink]

... oh. I was wondering what was going on there...

[Shing blinks, frowning at the SFC -- even if his frown isn't visible right now for reasons.]

Close! We just made Rin our wife. Would you like him to be yours too, Yukari?

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[tsundyne]

...I think he'll have his hands full enough with you two.

[Psh. Well, she isn't frowning, at least. Still teasing, in fact.]

Besides, I don't even know him.

voice;

[keepsthefire]

Don't listen to 'em! They're crazy!

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

[Oh, apparently the art of teasing Rin is a legitimate thing already.]

Hey, it's not fair that the two of you get him all to yourselves. You could at least share.

[voice]

[spiria]

Well, Shing and I do share him already ... I don't think there would be any harm in sharing him with others.

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

Obviously, you can't just keep a good thing hidden like that!

[A beat.]

But seriously he sounds more like a dad than a wife right now.

[Or at least her impression of how a dad should act considering her dad.]

[voice]

[spiria]

A Dad? Huh ... no, I don't think I can see Rin as a Dad. Not with that apron on.

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

[urk--!]

M-Maka! Don't say things like that!

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

[lololololol]

Like what? Why not?

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

B... because... I'm not something to be passed around! It's not funny!

[voice]

[oursomalink]

Ah, we don't mind sharing! Besides, the more, the merrier, right?

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

Stop talkin' about me like I'm not here!

[voice]

[oursomalink]

But Rin! Don't you want her to be your lovely husband?

[Dramatic sigh. Can you tell he's having too much fun with this?]

[voice]

[heartandsoul]

Sure. We'll make an honest wife out of him yet!

[What is this conversation.]

[voice]

[oursomalink]

That we will! He's definitely got potential.

[It's the best conversation ever, that's what!]

[dreamartist]

_{[aw she wants to tease someone, too.]}

It looks like you two are having fun.

derp, I think we forgot to mention this is at the Shing/Kohaku/Beryl apartment, haha. ;; Sorry love?

[spiria]

Beryl! Come into the kitchen! Rin's making dinner for us all! Isn't he such a great wife?

*hugclings* ;; We love you!

[oursomalink]

He really is! Come on, Beryl; food's going to get cold otherwise...

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[goldenflint]

[Hey Kohaku~ Long time no see. It seems that Mami has impeccable timing, seeing that whenever she browses the network, she catches these "accidental" broadcasts XD]

... Kohaku-san? Is everything all right there?

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[spiria]

Mami! Hi!

Yep, it's all right! we're just teasing our new wife a little ~

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[goldenflint]

Your "wife"? [Oh dear.] He looks so distressed.