02 - Audio.

[oursomalink]

[ It sounds like a normal evening in the household; there’s sounds of dinner cooking, that much is made obvious from the sounds coming through the SFC. It doesn’t take too long before the SFC picks up the sound of a conversation, however … ]

Huh … you know, you’d make someone a good wife.

... I think my brother said that to me once.

Really? It’s kinda true!

[dryly] Oh ha ha.

You could be our wife! [ She pauses for a moment, before her voice comes onto the SFC again, a little louder this time. ]

HEY! SHING! I FOUND US A WIFE!

Hmm? [ There’s a shuffling sound before Shing’s voice is heard again. ] ... well, I agree he does have the cooking skills for it!

[something clatters against the oven noisily] What?! Shut up! Both of you! I’ll kick both your asses, I ain’t nobody’s wife goddamnit!

Awwww, I’d love to see you try, honey, but then dinner will burn! [ She sounds like she’s taunting him, but she’s really just playing around. ]

So mean, Rin... is this why your previous husband left you? [ Oh, boy, and now that he’s picked up on the teasing he’s joining right in on that... ]

[Heeee might be growling a bit] I should just let you two brats starve!

[ Kohaku’s laughing a little. ] We love you, Rin! Really! You’re just so easy to tease ~

We only tease because we care, Rin! Don’t be so angry? Please? [There’s more shuffling, and then the sound of footsteps.]

Hng--! Let go--! ... damnit, fine! You win! Leggo so it doesn’t burn!

[ And with that and a bit of laughing, the SFC switches off. Now would be a good time for more teasing/trolling/letting them know that they were heard! ]


( ooc: purple is Kohaku, blue is Rin and red is Shing. )

Comments

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

[all the sputtering. what is his life today.]

[voice]

[oursomalink]

[It's amazing, that's what.]

So you want to be her wife?

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

N-no! I don't wanna be anyone's wife!

[voice]

[oursomalink]

Are you sure? You looked like you were having some fun with it.

[voice]

[keepsthefire]

I like cooking for others! That's what makes it enjoyable!

[voice]

[oursomalink]

And that is why you're such a cute wife, Rin!

herp this is voice/action

[keepsthefire]

WHAT?! THAT'S IT!

[he is totally going to be chasing after you with a wooden spoon now]

Yay for voice/action? XDDDD

[oursomalink]

WHOA! Don't do it, Rin! You're not gonna attract any husbands like that!

[HERP time to go! But he still can't resist tossing that out there.]

yes! Yay for voice/action!

[keepsthefire]

YOUR HEAD IS GONNA ATTRACT PAIN, SHING!

[Just remember, you brought this on yourself]

voice/action;

[oursomalink]

[YOU'LL HAVE TO CATCH HIM FIRST THOUGH]

voice/action;

[keepsthefire]

[YOUR APARTMENT IS ONLY SO BIG, SHING!]

voice/action;

[oursomalink]

[is this going to turn into one of those derpy fight things or what




because that would totally be amazing, yo]

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[keepsthefire]

[If by derpy you mean Rin grabbing Shing and smacking him with a wooden spoon, sure.

'cause that's exactly what's going to happen.]

voice/action;

[oursomalink]

--ow, OW! Not so hard--!

[At this point Shing grabs the nearest item - a ladle - to deflect that spoon.

... except he ends up hitting Rin in the nose with it by accident. Whoops.]

voice/action;

[keepsthefire]

OW-!

What was that about 'not so hard'?!

[Oh it is so ON, Shing. You've now got a half demon exorcist in training swinging that spoon at you like a sword]

voice/action;

[oursomalink]

Hey, now THAT was an accident--!

[UTENSIL FIIIIIIIIGHT

okay but seriously Shing's pretty much parrying those swings before attempting a forehead smack with that ladle of his.

why are they in the same room again.]

voice/action;

[keepsthefire]

Like I believe you! Come on, take it like a man!

[Because Kohaku let them be in the same room?

Rin's no pushover, even a pointless, immature utensil battle. Though his blocks leave something to be desired, he still manages to get a good smack or two on Shing.

But Shing gets equally good smacks on him. They're going to be covered in welts by the end of this.]

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[spiria]

Seriously, I swear you two could be brothers!

[ y e p, girlfriend's over here staring at the two of them with a very amused smile on her face. she's just gonna watch them have at each other with cooking utensils. ]

voice/action;

[oursomalink]

... wait, what.

[Shing's exchanging glances between her and Rin, and then at himself. Never mind that he's getting hit still, but... herp. Well.]

voice/action;

[keepsthefire]

[An opening! Smack smack smack! ... geez you'd think after getting hit that many times he'd stop gawking at his girlfriend...

Wait.

What.]

... what?

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[spiria]

What? It's not that hard to believe, is it? You two kinda fight like brothers.

[ though she's going to take the opening she's gotten from this, run over, jump, and tackle Shing onto the couch. KOHAKU TOPS. ]

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[oursomalink]

Hey, wait a minute--!

[ajhsbdasjhgdkas Shing yelps as he's tackled onto the couch with a startled yelp. Geez, Kohaku, you could maybe warn him next time--?]

It's not a brotherly fight, Kohaku! It's... something other than one, okay?

[The exact nature of which he's trying to determine as he glances at Rin with a helpless look on his face. HELP HIM OUT HERE, WILL YOU?]

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[keepsthefire]

Uhg...

[What a way for it to end.]

Get a room, you two!

[Help. What is help.]

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[spiria]

Nah, we'll wait until you leave to do that.

[ there's a grin on her face. yep, sitting on Shing. ]

But seriously, what's so bad about that idea? Shing, you're kind of acting like you wouldn't want a brother.

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[oursomalink]

[HE IS NOT FURNITURE KOHAKU WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU.]

Hold on, Kohaku, stop; I never said that...