[Text] ♉ Summoner: Be very distraught.

[rebull]

1T JUST,
eXPLODED,
1,
oH MY GOD, uH,
1 DON'T REALLY KNOW HOW TO FEEL ABOUT TH1S.
1S TH1S A NORMAL TH1NG?
wHY D1DN'T ANYONE TELL ME 1T WOULD D1E?

Comments

[toreadorkabull]

yOU, uHH,
tHINK SO?

[420]

YeAh, SuRe.
AiN'T AlL KnOw iF YoU ArE In tHe fUcKiN KnOw yEt
BuT MoThErFuCkErS WaS DiE HeRe, CoMe bAcK AfTeR FiVe dAyS.
DoN'T HuRt oR NoThInG.
MaYbE ThEy wIlL Up aNd bE BaCk aT HeRe rEaL FuCkIn' SoOn, YeAh?

[toreadorkabull]

nO, i DID KNOW THAT,
dEATH WAS A TEMPORARY THING,
i HOPE THEN MAYBE, tHEY WILL COME BACK AND BE OKAY,
aND NOT EXPLODED,

[420]

I'M ReAl sUrE BeInG ThEy wIlL, bRo.
JuSt aLl gOtTa tAkE YoUr fUcKiN PaN Of iT
UnTiL ThAt mIrAcLe uP AnD GeTs tO FuCkIn hApPeNiNg.

[toreadorkabull]

i, uHHH,
i WILL TRY TO BE MORE PATIENT,
aND HOPEFUL,
iT JUST, mAKES ME REMEMBER TINKERBULL,

[420]

[oh yeah, Tav's lusus had been a huge fairy as well. whoops.]

HeY, iF YoU'Re aLl mIsSiN ThAt mOtHeRfUcKiN FaIrY BrO,
YoU GoTtA Be aSkInG DaRkLeEr tO MaKe yOu a nEw oNe.
He dId bE MaKiNg mE A NeW Ol gOaT JuSt lIkE ThAt.
AnD It wAs jUsT LiKe, DaMn, HoW ThE MoThErFuCk dO YoU Do tHaT?

derp

[toreadorkabull]

i, uHH, mADE A PLUSH TYPE DOLL,
bUT IT CANNOT MOVE OR FLY,
oR HUG ME BACK,
bUT IT IS NICE TO HAVE,
i, uHH, i DON'T THINK THAT, bOTHERING DARKLEER IS A THING THAT,
uHHH,
i WANT TO DO,

[420]

I CaN Be gEtTiNg mY AsK On fOr yOu
If tHaT AlL Be sOmEtHiNg yOu wAnT.
He aIn't tHaT BaD A MoThErFuCkEr.
He jUsT NeEdS To gEt sChOoLfEd oN ThE WiCkEd nEwS
Of hOw tO ReLaX AnD ChIlL.
AnD NoT CaRe aBoUt wHaT ShIt uSeD To bE.

[toreadorkabull]

dO YOU THINK,
tHAT MAYBE HE WOULD BE OKAY,
wITH SOMETHING LIKE THAT,

[420]

I FuCkIn kNoW He wIlL Be!
He iSn't uP AnD As bAd aS He lOoKs.

[toreadorkabull]

mAYBE i WILL, uHHH,
tRY AND SEE IF, hE WILL TALK TO ME,

[420]

He wIlL, bRo.
YoU JuSt aLl gOtTa hArVeSt aLl tHe fUcKiN WiCkEd cOnFiDeNcE YoU Up aNd gOt gOiNg fOr yOu.

[toreadorkabull]

i AM, uHH,
pLENTY FULL OF CONFIDENCE, eVEN IF IT IS,
mOSTLY FAKE CONFIDENCE,
bUT THAT IS BETTER THAN NO CONFIDENCE,
sO, uHHH,
i WILL DO MY BEST,