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02 ⊙ video/text | slightly forward dated to 7-8pm
[At first all the screen shows is darkness until something sparks and pops somewhere presumably off-screen. For a split second, Kimblee actually looks surprised, but not for the reasons those who know him would think.]
...Well, that was rude. I was starting to enjoy that film.
[There's some fumbling before he enables the backlight to the SFC and shines it around the living room, and the television. Whatever happened to it when the power went out, it sure doesn't look like it's going to work when it comes back on.
Especially since it seems to be... smoking?]
Oh dear... That's not good now, is it? No, of course not. [He's mostly just talking to himself at the moment.
And then he starts tapping the SFC]
Mustang, two things;
One, I believe we'll need a new television.
Two, I don't suppose we have any kerosene lanterns or some candles hidden somewhere in the house?
Right. Apologies, it slipped my mind. [Not really.]
To everyone else in the city, is this one of those infamous curses I've heard about, or just a power shortage? I'm leaning towards the latter but one can't be too sure with how this world works.
Anyway. Roy, as I was saying, I think we'll need a new television.
...Well, that was rude. I was starting to enjoy that film.
[There's some fumbling before he enables the backlight to the SFC and shines it around the living room, and the television. Whatever happened to it when the power went out, it sure doesn't look like it's going to work when it comes back on.
Especially since it seems to be... smoking?]
Oh dear... That's not good now, is it? No, of course not. [He's mostly just talking to himself at the moment.
And then he starts tapping the SFC]
Mustang, two things;
One, I bel
Two, I don't suppose we have any kerosene lanterns or some candles hidden somewhere in the house?
Right. Apologies, it slipped my mind. [Not really.]
To everyone else in the city, is this one of those infamous curses I've heard about, or just a power shortage? I'm leaning towards the latter but one can't be too sure with how this world works.
Anyway. Roy, as I was saying, I think we'll need a new television.
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He had already moved to head for the living room when he got the message, so instead of replying via the SFC he just finished heading for the living room.]
That's one thing, what's the other? You said there was two things.
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[He spares the television a glance before he sits back onto the couch to flip through the network.]
I was wondering if we had any lanterns or candles in the house.
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[Resting a hand over the back of chair near the couch, he moved til he was standing in front of the chair and sat down in it, looking in the direction Kimblee's voice came from.]
I don't know actually. There might be candles in a drawer somewhere in either the dining room or kitchen. I've never looked for them before.
[He had no real need of the candles during the time he could see here in this city after all.]
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[In the kitchen--Oh, hell, the icebox. As soon as he sits down, he's already getting back up to head into the kitchen with his SFC as guidance.]
Hold that thought, Flame.
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All right.
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I think some things in the icebox may need to be replaced if the power doesn't return within a few hours.
/slides in like a boss
Though couldn't one of you alchemists come up with a way to keep it all cool? [hi, don't mind Riza joining you. seemingly out of nowhere like a boss.]
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I could, but I couldn't control what I'm likely to come up with since I can't see to direct it or know how much I need to throttle it. None of it I believe should have cost us anything but time in the first place, so all it should cost us to replace it is that again. I imagine you'd rather deal with replacing the groceries, than thawing the kitchen out, in the attempt to save the time it'd take to replace everything.
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[Not to mention he wasn't really looking forward to having the blame pinned on him if the thing blew up.]
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[Otherwise both of you will be coming shopping with her of all the food spoils.]
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[He should be capable of turning a small amount of water into ice at least, so that he and Kimblee could possibly take turns at such a task if the two decided to pursue it.]
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[He was almost envious of the kid. Almost.]
But another matter; wouldn't putting ice in both sections work just as well? It'd be easier to remove in the event power does return, and we'd just have to replace it every now and then.
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I now know how it feels like to be a sardine. Maaaaaan does this blow. [He turned the SFC so it'll show the fish instead.] Was on my way to the Island for an evening swim when it hit. Some luck, huh?
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[He pauses to let it sink in, and then--]
I'm just kidding.
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Yes. Give the kid nightmares.]
I think I would be more concerned about the air running out first. [Huff as he totally is trying not to look at the fish. Maaaan all of that water. What was really keeping it out?]
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I'm sure you'll be fine.
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You should scope out the rest of your electronics to make sure that was the only casualty.
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As for the electronics, I'm afraid I'm still figuring out how things work. In the words of someone I spoke to, I come from a 'culture so backwards that they don't even have computers.'
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Curses tend to be far stranger than a loss of electricity.
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An alchemist, you say? How interesting.
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I've been practising it since I was a child, so it's practically second nature.
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I see. You will have to forgive me my curiosity, then. I cannot say that I have ever met an alchemist. I know of them only vaguely, from histories a century or more gone. I suppose you must do more than turn iron to gold.
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Our abilities range from practical use to, as I mentioned, something the military can use to their advantage. Say you broke a radio into multiple pieces. Most people would probably replace it, whereas an alchemist could repair it within seconds. It's really quite handy.
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Are all alchemists employed by the military, then? I imagine some must still prefer to use their skills for breaking the law, rather than keeping it.
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Being a State Alchemist is completely optional, so no. In order to be selected, anyone who applies has to go through a very extensive examination process. When I was taking mine, I noticed quite a few people give up right in the middle of the written portion of the test. It can be a difficult process but it's worth it all in the end.
As for breaking the law, I wouldn't really recommend it. Whether it's breaking the laws of the state or alchemy itself, the consequences can be dire. Since alchemy itself is a science, it's subject to its own laws and limits which fall under the Law of Equivalent Exchange. That law states that "in order to obtain or create something, something of equal value must be lost or destroyed." This law is then separated into the Law of Conservation of Mass in which energy and matter can neither be destroyed to the point of nonexistence or crafted from nothing. If you wanted to create an object that weighed ten pounds, at least ten pounds of materials would be required and destroying something that weighed ten pounds would reduce it to ten pounds of material. The second part is the Law of Natural Providence which means that an object made of particular elements or substance can only be created into something else with the same makeup of the initial material.
If someone were to try bypassing that--which I've done a handful of times purely by mistake in my youth, it can result in a rebound. This only happens when someone tries to create too much out of too little. In order to stabalize itself, the forces behind alchemy can take or give more than what was intended and it can be unpredictable to the point where it's possible to injure yourself. That's only with non-living matter, as well. More serious ones occur when people attempt to bring the dead back to life.
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And I cannot say that I am surprised. Humanity's attempts to meddle with death never yield positive results. One would think that eventually, we would learn that it is simply not possible--but I do not think that we ever will. It has been proven time and again that when it comes to humans, sentiment most often trumps reason.