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[Video] 1st (Never used SFC before) Sandvich

[Heavy's face is pretty interesting right now, He is genuinely shocked, disturbed, and confused right now. The Red Fairy that had been here ever since he arrive just..exploded. Right in front of him, like it had been hit by a critical rocket. Except it hadn't. This isn't natural. Not at all.]

What. What is going on? Tiny fairy just blew up. Pieces everywhere.

I do not understand dis. Was fine seconds ago.

[Seriously Vatheon, what the fuck. He actually kinda liked the fairy. And now it's dead. And Heavy is not happy. He turns to the screen and frowns.]

Did dis happen to someone else?

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Went to shooting range weeks ago. Cannot believe they did not want me to use Sasha.

Still, think I am bit out of touch.

[He chuckles mildly.]

Vell. Ve should set up our own shooting range behind zhe base anyvay. Zhere ist still enouff spaze left for zhat.

Da, will even make targets for it. Take while, but will be done. Cannot afford to be rusty.

Targets, ja... Some of our BLU friends vould surely be nize.

Heh, heh, heh. Da, they would. Will make plenty of BLU Spy targets.

Am sure shredding them everyday will never get old.

But do not fix yourself too much on unmoving paper targets, Heavy. Ein real Spy could after all alvays show up right behind you vhan you let yourserlf get carried avay just like zhat!

Who said they wouldn't move? Would be like shooting range.

Still, am aware of this Doktor. I cannot speak for Heavy on your team, but I do check my back every so often.

[Silence.]

Vell.

...you can never be sure about zhat.

...am confused, Doktor.

Nun, you may not be able to relate how often I heard zhat particular sentenze. But believe me if I tell you... I heard it a lot.

...well, Spies are good at what they do. That is true.

Does not mean we cannot protect each other should one show up. You are comrade and friend, Medic. Will do best to make sure I do not let you down.

[Friend, huh...? Medic still needs to learn how to properly deal with that term. But he nods regardless.]

If ein Spy shows up, ve should be able to deal vizh him, ja.

[And Heavy smiles.]

See? That is spirit, Doktor!

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