[Text] ♉ Summoner: Worry about this epidemi- whoa wait, whaaaat

[rebull]

sO HOW MANY OF YOU EXACTLY,
uH,
aREN'T S1CK?

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[rebull]

nOTH1NG TO YOU.

[devwocean]

It did mean nothin to me.
Wwhat, did your fingers slip?

This fuckin text colour is makin my protein chute convvulse.

[rebull]

nO 1T WASN'T SUPPOSED TO SEND TO YOU, uH, 1T WAS AN ACC1DENT.
wA1T, hAVE YOU NEVER SEEN THAT SYMBOL BEFORE?

[Please tell him you know what that symbol is, please tell him you are not that sad.]

uH, 1 TH1NK THE COLOR 1S N1CE ACTUALLY.
yELLOW 1S THE COLOR OF GOLD AND 1S ON OUR HORNS.
tHAT 1NCLUDES THE GOLD YOU CHOOSE TO WEAR AND YOUR OWN HORNS.

[devwocean]

Wwho wwas it supposed to be for, then?
I can't say I'vve seen that particular symbol before.

This isn't fuckin gold, it's mustard.

[devwocean]

Wwell, okay, that wwas red.

[rebull]

aND NOTH1NG WRONG W1TH RED.
bUT,
aRE YOU,
aRE YOU UH, sER1OUS?
l1KE ABOUT NOT SEE1NG 1T BEFORE.
1 MEAN UH, hOW OLD ARE YOU?

[devwocean]

Older than you, I'll wwarrant.
Wwhat does my age havve to do wwith anythin and wwhy wwould I havve seen it before?

[rebull]

wELL, bECAUSE OF WHAT 1T MEANS.

[devwocean]

I don't knoww wwhy wwe're discussin something so fuckin pointless.
I havve nevver had a matesprit, but if I had I'd hope they'd be less juvvenile than to put cutsey pretend hearts in their messages to me particularly in a public forum wwhere the SFCs are constantly fucking up.

1/2

[rebull]

wOW, tHAT'S,
uH,
wA1T, lET ME REREAD THAT.

[rebull]

oH,
uH.
wOW YOU REALLY,
hAVE NOT?
l1KE,
1N ALL SER1OUSNESS?

[devwocean]

No, I havven't.

1/2

[rebull]

Oh.

[rebull]

[Yikes... abscond, abscond.]

[devwocean]

Wwhat?
You aren't sayin anything.

[rebull]

uH,
sORRY JUST.
tHAT'S K1ND OF DEPRESS1NG.

[devwocean]

Wwhy?
Wwhat do you evven care?

[rebull]

1,
1 DON'T KNOW.
1 REALLY DON'T HAVE ANYTH1NG AGA1NST YOU, sO THAT JUST SOUNDS REALLY SAD,
1 UH,
1 GUESS.

[devwocean]

It's not sad, it's fuckin fine.
I don't need a matesprit.
Wwhy are wwe evven talkin about this?
Let's talk about somethin else.
This text is givvin me a fuckin headache.

[rebull]

uH, r1GHT.
cHANG1NG THE SUBJECT WOULD BE REALLY N1CE, aCTUALLY.
aND A HELL OF A LOT LESS AWKWARD.

1/2

[devwocean]

Right.

[devwocean]

Oh good, that's better.

[rebull]

yES,
1T 1S, tH1S TEXT BUS1NESS 1S UH, k1ND OF FRUSTRAT1NG AT T1MES.
rEGARDLESS,
aRE YOU 1LL?

[devwocean]

I'm quite wwell.
I had trollpox more than a century ago, so I'm assumin I'm immune.
Wwhat about you?

[rebull]

1'M PERFECTLY HEALTHY, tHANKFULLY.
1T'S GOOD TO LEARN A GOOD AMOUNT OF US AREN'T S1CK.