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[thekidsare0kay]

hey, y0u kn0w wh0 are wanker2?
the guy2 wh0 br0ught u2 here.
it'2 true!
l00k what i f0und in that new lab0rat0ry.
b://2uper2ecrethackedfile2.txt
i've 2at 0n it a c0uple 0f day2 t0 try t0 figure it 0ut, but then i decided i really didn't care.

in 0ther new2, my fucking teeth are pi22ing me 0ff t0 the p0int where i decided i 2h0uld really alter my quirk.
any0ne wh0 make2 fun 0f my li2p i2 a d0uchebag.
d0e2 any0ne kn0w a g00d denterr0ri2t?
i f0r real d0n't really want t0 thr0w my2elf d0wn an0ther flight 0f 2tair2.

[OOC: Look under the bit marked "Sollux". The file is an exact copy of the file he downloaded]

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[shippingmath]

Well, that's an interesting as hell bit of trivia. Nice to know the people keeping us captive have a sense of humor beyond cursing us.
That the only thing you found?

Get your kismesis to punch you in the face, or something.

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[unconchonable]

ill gladly punch him in the face

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[shippingmath]

That's why I said kismesis.
I'm glad you think you've got what it takes, but it isn't really up to me.

Sweetfins.

[Why yes, he's been keeping an eye on Roxy's SFC shenanigans.]

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[unconchonable]

[KSJHgfjdkshfkj]

hey thats wwhat rox calls me if youre goin the nickname route youvve gotta come up wwith somethin else
unless shes said its okay or somethin THEN and ONLY THEN wwill i alloww this to fuckin slide
but that aside of course i got wwhat it takes bein his kismesis and all
and youre right its NOT up to you its up to me and ivve got a ring clad fist wwith his ugly mustardblooded name on it

[not here]

[fintastic]

[ wow wow Eridan wow really now ]

[not here]

[unconchonable]

[WOW WOW WHAT? JELLYFISH OR SOMETHIN?]

[not here]

[fintastic]

[ brb goin 2 vriskas ]

[not here]

[unconchonable]

[WOW FEF WOOOOOOW ITS NOT LIKE HE'S MAKING A PILE AND JAMMIN' FEELS WITH ROX OR SOMETHING! That's low!]

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[shippingmath]

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I doubt she'll mind.
But whatever floats your boat, sugarlips.
Good luck landing that punch or whatever.

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[unconchonable]

[WOW what is with these two humans, much better than the four they had to deal with, but for real! Sweetfins, Sugarlips....]

sugarlips
howw the fuck wwould you knoww if i got myself some sugarlips
BUT FINE wwhatevver
i dont need luck my hand is basically magnetized to his stupid lookin mouth

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[shippingmath]

[It's ironic. Also the way Eridan reacts makes it too fun to stop.]

Should I call you fishlips instead?
Since you seem to be saying that it's more accurate.
Unless you want to prove me wrong?

Is that so? 'Cause it seems to me that those flights of stairs have done more to his mouth than you have.

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[unconchonable]

[Rude Dirk.]

wwhat exactly are you meanin about me provvin you wwrong
wwhat exactly are implyin there
but dont fuckin call me fishlips ill take sugarlips ovver that anyday

youvve obvviously not seen the intense hate-makeout sessions wwe havve nor howw not evven a perigee ago i nearly made him eat the fuckin dirt like a sludgeblooded piece a filth like him ought to WWITH ease
sure maybe i havvent punched him in the mouth as often as i bloody should but it takes no lick a skill to punch that malnourished poor excuse for a troll in his damn ovver activve mouth

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[oceanbreasts]

wow this is fuckin cute as shtit sweetfins
u rly do care

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[unconchonable]

i fail at seein wwhats cute
wwho said i fuckin cared im just sayin he doesnt havve any right to be spewwin it like hes does

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[oceanbreasts]

yeah ok sure w/e u say
im sure theres some anime word for this ill have to ask drik
*dirk
also u still havent come over sup w/ that

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[unconchonable]

anime
the fuck is anime




look i wwasnt meanin to bloww ya off or anythin somethings came up and i wwasnt exactly able to hang out like i wwas plannin
shit happens if ya wwanna make some neww plans wwe totally can
seems shit is settlin dowwn

[little does he know he's losing his moirail today OOPS]

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[thekidsare0kay]

d0n't get t00 excited 2weetfin2.

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[unconchonable]

shut the hell up youvve no fuckin right to call me that you sack a trash

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[thekidsare0kay]

i can call y0u whatever i want, CAPTAIN.
d0 y0u want a fang t0 keep 2afe?
like a 20uvenier?

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[thekidsare0kay]

yeah, that'2 all i g0t, 20rry.
20 far, anyway.

he'd enj0y it t00 much.

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[shippingmath]

No big. Better than nothing.
From what I've heard, their shit's locked up tight.

He's waxing eloquent about it. I might have to agree on that one.

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[thekidsare0kay]

i'll have t0 try again 20metime, maybe.
they've g0t t0 be g00d t0 defeat me.

yeah he'2 pretty 0b22e22ed.
jeal0u2 2alt 2ucker, t00.
it'2 ad0rable, 20metime2, but 20rt 0f lame.

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[shippingmath]

That's what Rox said.
Maybe I should hook the two of you up, see how far in the two of you can get.

So what, he can't take some innocent flirting?
Wait, I already answered my own question.
It's no, and it's also funny as fuck.
You'd think he'd never heard of innuendo before.

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[thekidsare0kay]

r0xy hacked 20mething there, t00?

n0, he really can't take it.
be careful, he might think y0u're 2eri0u2 and try t0 fit y0u int0 a quadrant, 20mewhere.

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[shippingmath]

Yeah.
She didn't tell you she was a hacker?
Usually she brags about it all the time.

Well, unfortunately for him, most humans can't do that. Proven fact.
And I have no interest, luckily for everyone involved.