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[bestestfurrend]

[Center of the screen is a gaudily wrapped sweet, bright and tempting - and then the mess of colours in the background comes into focus, the staticy crackling of countless wrappers transmitted across speakers as Nepeta very very slowly attempts to roll over from her spot on the top of her sweet-wrapper pile.

One blue-gloved hand gropes out in the air as she tries to capture that final elusive sweet - but then she groans and gives up, clutching at her tummy.]

Owww, it hurts...

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[bestestfurrend]

[Wait, no, why is he cleaning up the room?! She was promised tummy rubs!

And now there's a kitty troll clinging to his leg.]

...don't eat all the sweets at once?

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[aim_exorable]

Exactly.

[Nepeta, he can move with you on there, and he will.]

So that is why we are having no more sweets for some time.

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[bestestfurrend]

[She groans - oww, don't move her! She wants to be picked up!]

But not fur a whole month!!

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[aim_exorable]

It will do you good, Nepeta.

[Oh, okay, fine. He'll stop and pick her up, cradling her in the crook of one arm.]

You can't be a mighty huntress if you eat too many sweets.

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[bestestfurrend]

[She looks ridiculously small in his arms, and smaller still when she tucks her paws hands beneath her chin to present her tummy to him to be rubbed.]

That's not true!! I'm still the most furocious of huntresses!

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[aim_exorable]

The furocious huntress who was crying on the SFC about how much her stomach hurt.

[He begins to rub his hand across her exposed stomach.]

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[bestestfurrend]

My tummy hurts because the sweets are trying to take revenge on me for fearlessly devouring them!!

[Oooh tummy rubs, excellent. She squirms around happily as he rubs her tummy better for her.]

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[aim_exorable]

No, you just ate too much and your body can't handle it.

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[bestestfurrend]

...you're in league with the sweets, aren't you? Oh noooo!

[She's definitely just playing now, obviously already feeling better. The tummy rubs are very effective.]

I'm doooomed!

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[aim_exorable]

[Just don't wiggle, Nepeta, or else he might drop you. Okay, not really.]

That's incorrect. I'm in league with the vegetables, I'm afraid.

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[bestestfurrend]

[There's no wiggling here! Though he may feel her starting to purr as he continues rubbing her tummy.]

That's even worse!!!

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[aim_exorable]

[Gosh just what will he do with this purring kitten in his arms?]

I would say 'better'. They are after all good for you and goodness knows you could use more of them.

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[bestestfurrend]

[Snuggle her and love her and keep on rubbing that overstuffed belly of hers!]

I eat purrenty of vegetables! [Tavros made her eat a whole leaf of lettuce two days ago! Surely that's enough for at least a week, right]

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[aim_exorable]

Oh really?

[Guess who disbelieves that statement.]

How many a day?

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[bestestfurrend]

[Purrrr, purrrr, pu...rr?]

A day?

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[aim_exorable]

[...]

You eat wretchedly.

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[bestestfurrend]

Pounce used to feed me meat every day and I was fine!!

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[aim_exorable]

[Siiiigh.]

You probably got the nutrients from the herbivores you ate that you would have normally gotten from vegetables...

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[bestestfurrend]

Do you think so??

[Don't mind her, just burrowing further into his arms now.]

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[aim_exorable]

It is why such things as 'carnivores' exist, Nepeta.

[Okay, gosh, fine, adjusting his arms!]

Although it should be mentioned that even they still occasionally eat grass and such.

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[bestestfurrend]

I ate grass once! ...it didn't taste very good.

[Yes, that's much comfier!]

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[aim_exorable]

Beasts are generally different from trolls, Nepeta. I could give you the proper vegetable and fruit based meals.

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[bestestfurrend]

[Just curling up into a smaller ball of kitty and staring at him with wide eyes now.]

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[aim_exorable]

...They can be very good if you know how to prepare them right.

[Which most trolls don't because stupid carnivorous race that he's a part of...]

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[bestestfurrend]

But I don't know how to cook very well.

[This exactly. She's probably even eaten meat raw at times.]