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caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
pierrotdemonique) wrote in caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am
001: A message of the utmost importance.
Citizens of Vatheon!
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]
It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.
[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]
A maid cafe!
The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.
[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]
That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.
Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.
[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]
And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...
Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
voice
[Yeah, alien races are definitely weird. Darkleer decided so long ago, and he is finding no reason to change his mind.]
voice
The uniform, the ambiance... Imagine being treated like a wealthy young lord for the afternoon with a cute maid by your side. The maid cafe prides itself on being a paragon of absolute service.
voice
[A long long time ago regardless, but still.]
I didn't particularly see how it was such a big deal, although mine didn't really have any uniforms besides my sign... [So that people recognized his slaves. What, maids and slaves are different? Whatever.] Is it different in a public setting?
voice
[ He seems nostalgic, no doubt thinking of his less fortunate otaku brethren in Akihabara. ]
The appeal also comes from the thought of a sweet, cute innocent with her eyes for you and only you.
voice
[Still so confused.]
...I feel as though I know an acquaintance who would find interest in this, but I also think he would take it too far.
voice
[ And toying with one of his desk toys. ]
Well, if and when we do get off the ground feel free to send him to us. We'll promise him a good time.