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мepнιѕтo pнeleѕ ([personal profile] pierrotdemonique) wrote in [community profile] caughtinanetwork2012-11-16 09:40 am

001: A message of the utmost importance.

Citizens of Vatheon!

[ Of course he starts with a flourish, seated at his desk with his fingers interlaced over it and his legs crossed. That leg is idly kicking in the air as he continues, now that he has your attention. ]

It has come to my attention that the city is lacking something vastly important toward its improvement.

[ And he looks perfectly serious as he says this. ]

A maid cafe!

The host club is all well and good and I certainly don't mean to undermine the staff's prime efforts in keeping the city entertained but... surely, one would see the appeal of some of Vatheon's finest in a neat and trim maid outfit, the ambiance of a brightly lit tea room and the finest sweets the city can offer.

[ And he seems perfectly bent on the idea. ]

That being said, I have personally decided to spearhead the effort myself. If we manage to drum up enough interest and doubtless we will, we shall set upon the task of making a whole cafe in itself. To start, we'll need volunteers, of course.

Females, most definitely. Human or otherwise as we do aim to cater to all who reside here.
As long as you believe you look good in one of these.

[ At that, he holds up a pink French maid outfit, all puffy sleeves and lace and miniskirt with small white apron. Where he got it from and why he has it, you're probably better off not knowing. ]

And of course we'll need a cook preferably someone skilled with pastry and dessert, someone to help manage the cafe...

Interested applicants can either reply posthaste or pay me a visit. I shall be at Ordo four for the remainder of the afternoon.
keepsthefire: ([✠] dathellwazat?)

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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-16 06:45 am (UTC)(link)
I like the job I've got now.

[And he doesn't want to work with Mephisto any more than he absolutely has to.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2012-11-17 01:45 am (UTC)(link)
Prefer being around guys, huh?
keepsthefire: ([✠] it wasn't the same without you okay?)

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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
... Mephisto isn't there, for starters.
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2012-11-17 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
So is he really that bad or are you just intolerant?
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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 02:31 am (UTC)(link)
He's a damn clown and an obsessive otaku AND I'm stuck with him as my damn caretaker!
keepsthefire: ([✠] the hell is his problem?)

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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
Geez ain't you supposed to be from Japan? Y'know... anime nerds, weirdos who like all that moe moe kyun shit and have body pillows of anime girls...
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2012-11-17 02:43 am (UTC)(link)
So sue me! I haven't been around humans that long and up until now I haven't given much care or thought about what humans do in their free time.
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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
... okay look Mephisto is just annoying and a pain in my ass. Let's leave it at that.

[Well that and he's related to the damn clown, but he's keeping quiet about that part.]
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2012-11-17 02:53 am (UTC)(link)
I'm sure you wouldn't be the first to feel that way about Sir Pheles and you certainly won't be the last.
keepsthefire: ([✠] ohyeah yuck it up funny guy)

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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 02:54 am (UTC)(link)
Gotta agree with you on that.
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2012-11-17 02:55 am (UTC)(link)
He must be doing something right, though.
keepsthefire: but not really ([✠] you're a terrible little brother!)

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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 03:03 am (UTC)(link)
That... I ain't so sure about.
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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 03:28 am (UTC)(link)
Just... always feels like he's up to somethin'...
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[personal profile] darkasnight 2012-11-17 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
Of course he is. [Stating it so bluntly.] Do you mistake him for a normal human?
keepsthefire: ([✠] it wasn't the same without you okay?)

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[personal profile] keepsthefire 2012-11-17 03:31 am (UTC)(link)
Hell no. Not anymore anyway...