6 Time Loops ☼ Text

[knightime]

this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

Comments

[unconchonable]

as if i givve a fuckin shit about if my opinion matters to scum like you or not
youvve done nothin but provve to me wwith each instance youvve been here that youre nothin but a hunk of wworthless flesh
so yeah im mad

[knightime]

we didnt really talk last instance i was here so idk what to tell you
probably that my other instances were just as cool and that i probably would have done the same thing to piss you off so whatever
but hey
youre the one provoking animosity
not me
i cant help that youre mad just because i arrived
my existence isnt something i can completely control
nor is being dragged here

[unconchonable]

wwe didnt talk cuz i didnt wwant to fuckin associate wwith you at the time
but good to knoww that youll condone the bullshit despite not evven knowwin it
and i knoww im provvokin animosity but thats all you fuckin deservve anywway
wwhat you CAN help is not bein such a irritatin shitstain all the damn time
but im certain youll come up wwith some excuse for that

[knightime]

so why the change of heart now?
im still the previous dude just older now
today is enlightening
karkat still hates me and thinks im a huge moron and i deserve your animosity
ok cool i can deal i guess
honestly if you dont want to deal with me whatever thats cool
im not going to harass you and make you love me
sorry lady gaga but im not gonna follow you
too much work and i have better things to do

[unconchonable]

i dont havve to explain myself to the likes a you
and you DO deservve it youre nothin but a fuckin wwaste a flesh and space
and i dont knoww wwhat the fuck a lady gaga is but no matter wwhat you do youd nevver improvve my opinion a you because there isnt a fuckin speck of you i dont bloody detest

[knightime]

considering i havent actually one anything to you
all it seems like is you got some really deep grudge
over nothing
you just sound like a huge baby who couldnt put on his big boy pants
im so good i dont have to explain why i hate you
blafuckingbla
are you about done yet acting like some hot shot?
i got better things to do than this

[unconchonable]

look it might not havve been this you thats done anythin
but it wwas definitely a YOU so it all fuckin counts
and fuck you im not some creepy goddamn infantile human torso burster
but look if you MUST knoww the last you that wwas here some time a go started a bunch of needless fuckin drama caused a lot a issues for someone wwho is vvery bloody important to me and so im rightfully fuckin offended at your presence and general livvelihood wwhen i thought us fuckin rid a you once and for all
but as it seems your shitty existence has got the nervve to ruin that vvery appealin prospect
so unless you pull some fake ass miracle and showw youre not the putrid fuckin shitstain youvve only since provved yourself to be youre gonna havve to deal ww my bellicosity

[knightime]

well im not really interested in causing needless drama
i got enough of it already with all your troll ancestor buddies
im neck deep in troll problems and i dont really need one more
although if youre expecting me to not tease people thats being too hopeful
but starting shit
naw im good on that front
you need to calm down though
im not even trying to fuck with you right now
i just got here
i barely know who you are
even in the dream bubbles we didnt really talk much
youre like trying to start a fight with someone who hasnt technically wronged you
its like if i blamed you for something an alternate you has done
maybe an alternate tried to kill me but you didnt actually try to do that
should i start treating you like shit
i guess id consider it if i mistook you for your alternate self but it seems kind of like a dick move to do since you didnt actually try to kill me

[It's like saying Davesprite was him or something. That was true once but not anymore.]

idk
this seems a lot of effort to stay pissed at someone but if it helps you sleep at night
im not really gonna stop you
i have better things to do
like i said

[unconchonable]

[And maybe Eridan actually read all of that, and maybe that's why it takes him a long while to respond. What he says makes sense, definitely, but for Eridan to simply accept it? That would be putting faith in this snotty little seadweller to not be a spoiled brat. However, he's not as much of a snot-nosed brat as he once was, and that shit that happened between him and that other Dave was long ago, so maybe, just this once...]

i suppose that makes enough sense
but it doesnt bloody change the fact you irritate the shit outta me just existin
howwevver i guess my loathin is pretty much ill-placed wwith you and youre already provvin to be more tolerable than that alternate a you just by this vvery convversation alone
so ill cool it
just dont think i wwont turn the fuckin dark umbrage on you full fuckin force if you cross me again understood
im givvin you this chance to provve youre not the complete nooksucker the putrid idiot before you provved to be
consider this a rare unprecedented and magnanimous gesture thats totally not evven deservved as far as im concerned
so be grateful

[knightime]

thats cool
and youre kind of a huge dick either way but thanks i guess
ill be sure to avoid trying to piss you off to avoid your wrath
im charmed
swooning over here
oh wait i guess im supposed to cool it on the sarcasm right now

[But who would want Dave any other way that wasn't being a sarcastic piece of shit.]

what can i say
im older and wiser
or maybe im just sick of dealing with shit that doesnt even need to be a problem

[He rather deal with you guys than all those dead trolls for sure.]