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this is a pretty important question
say you were here and left
for lets say
nine months and you happened to have a pet who hasnt seen you in
well
nine months
how would yo-
oh fuck it

how the fuck do you tame a wild chocobo???
because he isnt exactly playing friendly or coming home because i called his name out extra nicely
this is kind of important
id kind of like to get him back but i actually no ding dong about chocobos and how they work
no amount of video games has ever prepared me to actually catch wild chocobos

i also should probably be like
hey whos here
be all like
guess whos back
back again
striders back
call a friend
idk
its been kind of weird
i accidentally walked into a house that isnt actually mine anymore
im not going to elaborate on that for reasons but it was awkward
note to self
find a new place to stay and dont forget because sleeping out here seems like a bad idea
js

so
chocobo

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hey
height doesnt matter right?
im pretty sure you know where im going
never not pass up a chance for a dick joke

hahaha fuck you

[Guess who's two years older.]

i really should have seen that one coming.
i basically served you the opening to that joke on a silver platter or something.

don't be jealous because i have an excuse.

basically
at least i didnt actually blatantly just say it
i resisted
therse hope for me yet

im just a late bloomer
suck my dick you goober buttface

i never would have thought i would see the day!

dave.
dave, we have to be more discreet about that sort of thing from now on.
i am a taken man now, you can't just proposition me like that right out in the open when my girlfriend can see it.
i get the feeling she might not be too crazy about me sucking her slime-brother's dick.

when did you two start dating and why has no one told me

[He would have joked back, but Rose and John are dating completely defeated any other thoughts that went through his mind.]

uhh...let's see.
the previously mentioned vatheon bullshit kind of makes it weird but...
our anniversary is april 30th.
and we left vatheon at the start of august. so somewhere around 3 to 3 and a half months pre-leaving.
and we got back here at the end of september, a year later so...
about five months or so total?

Edited 2012-11-30 06:55 (UTC)

ugh
this time bullshit went in full cycle back to being a load of shit again
ok thats cool i guess

[He just won't bring up anything, basically. It's probably for the best. Like how he isn't telling Jade they dated here. Twice.]

i told you!!
total bullshit! though i guess i really shouldn't be complaining too much.
since i was lucky enough to even have her come back with me and remember everything in the first place.
what about you then?

you have no room to complain
you dont deal with this shit on a daily basis
what do you mean what about me?

what's your favorite flavor of popsicle?
no seriously, what do you think what do i mean what about you?
you've been here before, right? were you seeing anybody?
or...you know, back home i guess? that is an option too.

[Deets, man. Deets.]

Edited 2012-11-30 08:22 (UTC)

are you asking me if i put flavors to cocks john
idk
probably cherry red
i mean cherry

[Guess who didn't actually answer the question. Because it's really complicated.]

wow no that's not what i was asking.
if that was supposed to be a hint though, message received.

[He can put two and two together, Dave....]

are you actually a homosexual john
what
ugh
ok its really fucking complicated

no, you are just incredibly obvious.
i mean who WOULDN'T read "cherry red" and make the connection there? it's not much of a leap.
but alright, if you say so. i hope you can make it un-really fucking complicated soon.

omg shut up john
look
i dated jade twice while i was here
both instances
because she came here twice
its just a little awkward
and i mean yea
fine
terezi and i are in this thing back on the meteor

[Thing. He isn't sure how to explain it. Which makes this all the more awkward.]

its better that jade doesnt remember
saves me the trouble of trying to tiptoe through eggshells
just
guess im a little bummed
because she doesnt remember but i do
not that im not used to that at this point

oh.
wow ok that
i didn't know about the part with jade, i just assumed you were referring to terezi so i was just teasing you a little about it.
wow jesus, i'm sorry.
especially since...that other stuff i said. about rose remembering and wow ok
i'm a jackass. that's all that needs to be said here.

Edited 2012-11-30 22:54 (UTC)

thats because i didnt bring it up
it happened two years ago from my point of view and over nine months ago in vatheon
its not that big of a deal
omg
just stop
im over it
it happened
shit happened
she doesnt remember and were not talking about this again
ever
i dont want her to find out and feel bad about something that she couldnt control
even if she did remembers its been two years since weve seen each other which didnt include putting bullets in me
shed be over me by this time
and i like terezi
shes pretty chill
minus the parts where she thinks that my face needs a coat of saliva
that
thats not so chill and actually really fucking gross
and i already know youre a jackass dude
but youre my best friend

well yeah but this was a different type of jackassery altogether.
i couldn't have known but still i kind of feel bad for saying what i did.
but i understand.
that being said, she won't hear about it from me. lips zipped and all that.
that's gross.

stop feeling bad
i will punch you in the goober mouth so help me
im not going to cry myself to sleep
right in my little pink diary about how much life sucks in bright gel pen
stare moodily at her from a distance
im pretty ok tbh
its just mostly awkward and you feeling bad makes this more awkward
john stop making this awkward
youre ruining our bromance
our zen is all fucked up with the amount of awkward youre exuding
cramping my style
chaotic auras
yea its pretty gross

well i didn't think you would go that far!
give me some credit.
i just can't help but feel bad that the circumstances are sort of similar and i got lucky but you didn't.
that's all.
it's like survivor's guilt or something, idk.
i can get over it though, just you wait. i will make the awkward stop for the sake of our bromance.
does she have something against kissing you like a normal person or what?
i mean i know that's how she "sees" and all but still.

w o w
fuck off man
what do you mean you dont think i would go that far
suck a cock john
thats fucking stupid
youre fucking stupid
good
because im gonna start lamenting over my crumbling bromance
then youd really have to feel bad
no
making out normally happens
although i can tell you now that if you ever make out with her
you can check deep throated a tongue off your bucket list
she just does it because she knows she can get away with it
even if i told her to stop shed be like
BUT 1 4M TRY1NG TO G3T 4 B3TT3R LOOK OF YOU D4V3
WHY WOULD YOU D3NY M3 OF G3TT1NG 4 T4ST3 OF YOUR GORG3OUS V1S4G3
HOW D4R3 YOU OPPR3SS M3
1 THOUGHT W3 H4D SOM3TH1NG SP3C14L
or something like that
idk
basically i cant just tell her to stop

Edited 2012-11-30 23:29 (UTC)

ok that was
wow that

that was more than i ever needed or wanted to know.

fuck you.
not even going to
just
no.

just no.
110% done, not even talking about this anymore.

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