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[rubber_pistol]

[Do you guys like screaming? Luffy's got some kind of market on that. He punctuates turning on his comm accidentally by screaming into it while flying through the forest, bouncing off of trees and rolling around in the underbrush. Unluckily enough, it's tied to his shirt like a badge and not going anywhere anytime soon, because Luffy loves it. The pristine woods are crying. Can you hear the sounds of their weeping as Luffy barrels through, leaving a ridiculous swath of destruction?]

ZZZZZOOOOORRRROOOOOOO!!!!

NAAAAMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

USSSOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPP!!!!

SANNNNNNNNNNNNJIIIIII!!!!

CHOOOOPPEEEEERRRRRR!!!!

RRROOOOOOOOBIIIIINNN!!!!

FRAAAAAANNNKKKKKKYYYY!!!!

BROOOOOOOOOOOOKKKEEEEEE!!!!

WHERE ARE YOU!?

[There's a dull smashing noise as Luffy bounces into a cliff hard enough to dislodge a large portion of it, sending it teetering back down into the woods. Spinning mid-air, Luffy keeps screaming out names until he lands on his face, the feed cutting off.]

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[hecklinghare]

[Hey, man! He is in those woods and trying very hard to listen to his TV. So...now you have a miffed toon to worry about.]

HEY PAL!

[Oh and he can scream too...and if Luffy doesn't pay attention, he'll tap him on the shoulder.]

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[rubber_pistol]

Ah? [Luffy gave pause, turning to face Bugs.

Immediately, the roar of his stomach answered in lieu of his mouth.

Then, his mouth sort of chimed in.]

Meat?

[hecklinghare]

[Oh boy...so much for no hunting seasons around here...]

Nope.

Who are you, nature boy?

[rubber_pistol]

You're talking! A weird skinny rabbit is talking! [All he did was gawk. As hungry as he was, this was kinda crazy.]

[hecklinghare]

I ain't skinny. I'm plesantly thin.

[He chuckles at the gawking before leaning closer.]

Alright, mac. Why are ya bouncin' thru the trees?

[Yeah rubber human isn't that much to stare at. Unless his me time is getting interrupted.]

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[aim_exorable]

Stop that! You're disrupting the wild life!

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[rubber_pistol]

Who cares!? I'm looking for my crew and I'm hungry! I'll eat it!

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[aim_exorable]

No! Don't eat anything in that forest!

[Summoner would be upset!]

If you're hungry, find your way to the city. They will give you free food there. Your crew isn't here.

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[rubber_pistol]

Wha!? Free food!? [Still, conflict of interest. Animals in the forests he's been too have always been tasty and he loves roasting food over a spit, but...]

You mean free-free, right!? I don't have to beat anyone to get it!?

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[aim_exorable]

No. So long as you show them the tattoo on your person- which will have appeared the moment you arrived here- they will give you anything they can.

Just get out of the forest.

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[topsseifer]

[What...did he just watch?]

...geez. Are you okay?

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[rubber_pistol]

Wha? [Luffy spoke up, hoisting himself out of a row of collapsed trees, just shy of Bugs' house.]

...Who's talking?

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[topsseifer]

The star shaped thing. Were you holding it? [It moved a great deal when all the yelling was going on.] Careful with dropping it, man. Not sure if there is a repair shop here.

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[rubber_pistol]

Oh, you mean my talking-badge!? I like this thing! [Luffy poked the screen from the side--making it a bit evident that he was actually wearing it on his shirt.]

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[topsseifer]

[Talking...badge. Okay. Sure. He'll go with that.]

Yeah. That. It's a way to talk to anyone else with one.

[Good thing he wasn't hopping around like a loon any more, otherwise he was going to make people sick.]

If you head... [Pausing as he thought about the directions] West, you'll eventually get out of the forest.

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[dotthedisconnect]

[Tech looks and sounds amused, if perhaps a little strained.]

While I can appreciate the consideration, let me assure you that the voice recognition on your SFC is working just splendidly.

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[rubber_pistol]

[Poor Tech was asking for too much.]

Woah, a talking dog!

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[dotthedisconnect]

[And just like that, the amusement is gone.]

I'm a coyote, thank you.

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[rubber_pistol]

Either way, you're weird! [Luffy, who had been flying through the air--bounced off of another cliff and spun around in the air a few times.

He spoke, unphased by this development.]

Coyotes just have tougher muscles!

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[dotthedisconnect]

Yeah, you're clearly one to talk. And that's not at all the case! Coyotes and dogs share a genus but have a diverging evolutionary history.

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[terribubblykoi]

[ Elsewhere, in the forest: ]

OH MY COD, QUIET DOWN ALREADY!

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[rubber_pistol]

[Oh, he did.

Then he bounced off a tree and towards Feferi like some sort of octopus-legged monster.]

[terribubblykoi]

[ Oh my god, what is that stretchy freaky thing barreling towards her?! AND CAN SHE STAB IT?

Well, she's going to try! ]

[rubber_pistol]

[That would have been a total stab if not for his fortunate, crazy-ass weird monster training.

At best, Luffy bent past Feferi's dainty and adorable stab before full-blown stupid impact.]

[terribubblykoi]

[ Stab avoided, impact not, and holy motherglub they're going tumbling when they crash together. How was this even happening?! Things she tried to impale on her culling fork usually ended up on it quite thoroughly. ]

Agh-- glub glub glub! What are you?!