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[darkasnight]

Alright- I'm gonna lay this out flat for everyone to see. So no one better get any funny ideas!

[Hello Vatheon. Night is currently standing in front of the camera, looking less than pleased for reasons soon to be obvious because, well...

His hand is stuck. On what, you ask?

Seated up on the palm of his right hand is Mephisto, looking far less irked about this curse than Night right now. Surely anyone can piece together what this may look like to the unknowing spectator.]

In my defense I was petting a damn dog! His ass isn't even worth slapping...

Excuse you.

[ooc; red is night, light purple is mephisto.]

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[fulmination]

Yet for some reason or another you have your hand on the rear of another person...?

_{[NIGHT, HOW CAN ANYONE NOT ASSUME THE WORST.]}

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[darkasnight]

He was a dog! I was just pettin' a dog and then he fucking POOFED into this flat-ass douchebag! [Huff puff.] I'm the victim here.

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[fulmination]

He doesn't look like a dog. _{[Gosh people keep giving him so many new words for his vocabulary.]} Though I doubt the, ah... dog likes being called a flat-ass.

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[darkasnight]

He was a dog. A little, white ankle-biter.

Well the dog can deal with it since I'm lugging his flat ass around.

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[fulmination]

Sounds like the dog one of my exes had.

_{[BUT THE DOG HERE THO...]}

What if he ended up dragging you around?

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[darkasnight]

I don't see that happening unless I put him back on his feet.

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[pierrotdemonique]

I most certainly don't.

[ HUFF. ]

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[fulmination]

_{[Teenagers are suffering, aren't they.]}

Perhaps he's insecure?

_{[Yep yep he can't help but tease Night a little.]}

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[darkasnight]

Bug off! I don't give a shit about stuff like that.

His ass is just flat and unattractive! I don't have to be insecure to say that.

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[pierrotdemonique]

The more you protest, my dear Night, the more I'm inclined to agree with this fine gentleman.

[ Grinning. You can't escape him, man. ]

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[darkasnight]

Agree with him all you like, I still don't care. [Grinning right back. He isn't Rin, bro. It'll take more than that.]