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[darkasnight]

Alright- I'm gonna lay this out flat for everyone to see. So no one better get any funny ideas!

[Hello Vatheon. Night is currently standing in front of the camera, looking less than pleased for reasons soon to be obvious because, well...

His hand is stuck. On what, you ask?

Seated up on the palm of his right hand is Mephisto, looking far less irked about this curse than Night right now. Surely anyone can piece together what this may look like to the unknowing spectator.]

In my defense I was petting a damn dog! His ass isn't even worth slapping...

Excuse you.

[ooc; red is night, light purple is mephisto.]

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[fulmination]

Well, that's certainly a sticky predicament.

_{[Oh my god vatheon what are you doing to these people.]}

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[darkasnight]

I am completely innocent in this, too! The fact that people are assuming the wrong thing makes it even worse.

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[fulmination]

Yet for some reason or another you have your hand on the rear of another person...?

_{[NIGHT, HOW CAN ANYONE NOT ASSUME THE WORST.]}

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[keepsthefire]

[There's no response. Just... Rin staring.

Staring.

Like he got stuck somewhere between horror and amusement and his brain shut off, making him unable to decide which to be.]

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[darkasnight]

Rin.

Rin.

Hey, kid!

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[keepsthefire]

[The Okumura you are currently trying to reach is unavailable. Please leave a message after the beep.]

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[halfhearted]

[Mind if he popcorns this? Because he so totally is. Especially the whole he looks like Rin and he's touching some... colorful looking guy's ass.

Yup.]

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[darkasnight]

[IF HE CAN SEE VANITAS HE'S GONNA BE GLARING AT HIM PRETTY HARD.]

[pierrotdemonique]

[ Really. Really, Night? Someone's judging you hard. ]

My "ass isn't worth slapping"? I'll have you know it's a rather fine behind thank you very much.

[ Further pouting. ]

And really. Was broadcasting this over the network completely necessary?

[darkasnight]

It isn't. Sorry to say someone lied to you about it if you honestly believe that.

[Shifting Mephisto's weight on his hand.] And yes, it was, since you find it necessary to not change back into your ankle-biter form!

[pierrotdemonique]

I thought it wouldn't be form specific.

[ A small frown. Nope, not getting free anytime then. ]

Don't you at least have a couch I can lie on? I'm getting quite tired of standing.

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[heartandsoul]

...Eh? Why would you want to hit that?

[By that she means hitting Mr. Faust's posterior but--]

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[darkasnight]

I didn't want to hit anything on him. I am the victim of an unfortunate circumstance here.

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[heartandsoul]

I meant why would you...slap his...in the first place, why? That seems really unnecessary.

not here

[pierrotdemonique]

[ Oh baby a lot of people want to hit that. They just don't know it. ]

not here

[heartandsoul]

[Mr. Faust, pls no.]

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[symmetrophile]

...

[You better believe this is the face of a disapproving death god; gosh, there has been so many of these weird mishaps lately.]

I'm sure. As much a coincidence as it seems to be for just about everyone else in this underwater sphere under such suspiciously identical circumstances. Really.

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[pierrotdemonique]

[ Have a lineface back, Kid. ]

I suppose you're new...?

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[symmetrophile]

You suppose correctly.

[And not his first time here, apparently, but unless a stranger addresses him by name, he isn't going to be volunteering that information.]

He said he was petting a dog.

[What, did he miss?]

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[darkasnight]

[Save your judgment for your own first curse, Kid.]

You just moved in, didn't you? I'm hoping someone told you about the curses.

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[fullmetalfanboy]

What kind of dog were you petting?

[Totally just focusing on that. What adults wanted to do to one another wasn't a concern of his.]

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[darkasnight]

A little white ankle-biter.

It wasn't worth it.

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[acebrotective]

...[Okay he recognizes one of these guys, considering he saw a picture of Mephisto shown to him by Rin. But the other guy, well...shit, he really looks like Rin, but older, and presumably Rin would know that his brother that he seems to dislike a lot could turn into a dog so why would he be petting him??

Also Rin seems a little...polite to talk about slapping asses. At least as far as a punk kid can be polite.]

Dude. Have you tried putting water on where you're stuck? Or prying yourself off with a spatula?

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[pierrotdemonique]

[ Looking back at that hand. ]

I suppose it wouldn't hurt to try. I highly doubt water would do anything, however...

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[darkasnight]

Do you honestly think that would work...