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1 WOULD JUST L1K3 TO PO1NT OUT TH4T TH1S 1S 4 JOK3 1N V3RY POOR T4ST3
1 WOULD F1L3 4 FORM4L COMPL41NT ON TH3 M4TT3R 1F 1 B3L13V3D 1T WOULD DO 4NY GOOD
BUT W3 4LL KNOW TH4T 1SN'T TH3 C4S3!
4S 1T ST4NDS, 1 M4Y JUST H4V3 TO S3TTL3 FOR G4NK1NG 4 C3RT41N CLOWN'S FONT COLOR
UGH, BUT 1T F33LS SO D1RTY

((Translation: I would just like to point out that this is a joke in very poor taste
I would file a formal complaint on the matter if I believed it would do any good
But we all know that isn't the case!
As it stands, I may just have to settle for ganking a certain clown's font color
Ugh, but it feels so dirty))

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[sniffdeceit]

W3LL TH4NK GOD!

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[bethehugejerk]

GODS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
TRUST ME, I'VE MET A FEW.

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[sniffdeceit]

4R3 YOU 3V3N GO1NG TO D3NY M3 TH3 PHR4S1NG OF MY 3XPR3SS3D R3L1EF?

[TEXT] Karkat has been so many things here

[bethehugejerk]

YES, I AM.
I WAS ALSO A GOD MYSELF ONCE, AND I REJECT YOUR THANKS.

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[sniffdeceit]

H4H4H4!
RUD3!
W41T, 1 KNOW
1 SHOULD P1CK SOM3TH1NG MOR3 B3F1TT1NG MY CURR3NT 1ND1GO ST4TUS
PR41S3 B3 TO TH3 MOST M1RTHFUL OF WH4TS1TS 4ND 4LL TH31R M1GHTY HONKS, 3TC 3TC

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[bethehugejerk]

YOU FORGOT THE SPECIAL STARDUST.
IT'S NOT BULLSHIT CLOWN RELIGION WITHOUT GRATUITOUS SPARKLES.

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[sniffdeceit]

Y3S!
THOUGH 1 H4T3 G3TT1NG TH4T SORT OF TH1NG ON MY TONGU3
T4K3S FOR3V3R TO G3T 4LL TH3 SP4RKL3S OUT >:\
3V3RYTH1NG T4ST3S SH1NY FOR D4YS

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[bethehugejerk]

WHAT DOES "SHINY" EVEN TASTE LIKE
HOW IS THAT A TASTE.
IT'S GLITTER, NOT ACTUAL FRAGMENTS OF LIGHT ON YOUR TONGUE.

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[sniffdeceit]

1T'S H4RD TO D3SCR1B3 TO THOS3 WHO DON'T T4ST3 TH31R COLORS

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[bethehugejerk]

MY TONGUE IS LITERALLY SHINING THIS WEEK, TEREZI.
IF I CAN'T TASTE IT NOW, I EXTREMELY DOUBT IT HAS A TASTE AT ALL.

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1 D1DN'T R34L1Z3 YOU W3R3 SP3C14LLY TR41N3D TO T4ST3 COLORS, K4RK4T!
JUST H4V1NG A GLOW1NG TONGU3 1SN'T ENOUGH, YOU KNOW

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[bethehugejerk]

I'M NOT, BUT YOU WOULD THINK A GLOWING TONGUE WOULD BE WORTH SOMETHING.

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[sniffdeceit]

DO YOU H4V3 GLOW1NG S4L1V4 TO GO W1TH 1T?

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[bethehugejerk]

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TELL WHEN EVERYTHING ELSE IN THERE GLOWS TOO.

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[sniffdeceit]

L1CK SOM3TH1NG 4ND S33 1F 1T GLOWS 1N TH3 D4RK, OF COURS3!

[TEXT] (1/2)

[bethehugejerk]

FINE.

[Time to go get a spoon and lick it.]

[TEXT] (2/2) basing this off the fact Kanaya's blood glows

[bethehugejerk]

OH MY GOD
IT ACTUALLY DOES.

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[sniffdeceit]

H3H3H3H3H3!
TH4T H4S GOT TO B3 TH3 B3ST TH1NG 1'V3 R34D 4LL D4Y

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[bethehugejerk]

WHAT, GLOWY SALIVA?
YOUR PRIORITIES ARE MESSED UP.

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[sniffdeceit]

OH?
SO WH4T *SHOULD* B3 TH3 B3ST TH1NG, TH3N?

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[bethehugejerk]

HOW SHOULD I KNOW
I'M NOT THE ONE HAVING YOUR DAY, I JUST KNOW GETTING EXCITED ABOUT SHINY BODY FLUIDS IS WEIRD.

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4ND S1NC3 WH3N W4S W31RD SOM3TH1NG 1 4VO1D3D?
YOU SHOULD B3 US3D TO M3 3NJOY1NG STR4NG3 TH1NGS

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[bethehugejerk]

POINT MADE.
YOU ARE QUEEN STRANGE HERSELF, PRESIDING OVER ALL WEIRDNESS WITH A WELL-LICKED CHALK SCEPTER AND A SCRIBBLED PAPER CROWN
A COURT OF STUFFED DRAGONS OVERSEEING YOUR REIGN.
BUT IF ANYTHING, YOU SHOULD KNOW I CAN AND WILL COMPLAIN ANYWAY.

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H3H3H3 OF COURS3!
1F YOU 3V3R STOPP3D COMPL41N1NG 1 WOULD H4V3 TO COM3 DOWN FROM MY THRON3 4ND DRUB YOU SOM3TH1NG F13RC3 TO B3 C3RT41N YOU W3R3N'T 4N 1MPOST3R

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[bethehugejerk]

I HAVE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH DRUBBINGS IN MY LIFE
SO MANY, IN FACT, I'M SURPRISED MY THINK PAN HAS NEVER FALLEN OUT OF MY SKULL.
BUT IF YOU'RE QUEEN STRANGE, THEN I'M CAPTAIN OF THE HATE TRAIN
AND THIS TRAIN STOPS FOR NOTHING.