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[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

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[video]

[demonicbookworm]

I-I'm afraid it won't be that easy... It might be hard to believe, but I've heard that the large coral from the center of plaza is what brought us here.

_{[Are you going to give a piece of mind to a coral, Meowth?]}

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

You mean t' tell me I got abducted from my sub by a glorified plant? [BIGGEST DEADPAN EVER.]

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

Corals aren't plants. _{[this is more important than anything else.]}

...A-anyway... I know it's hard to believe it could do something like that... but it just did.

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

[GRUMPING FOREVER] So now what? I ain't meant t' be confined under the sea like this. My fur's gonna get all damp.

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

I'm afraid you will have to stay here for a while... For now we don't know how to leave this place.

_[sigh.]

...But don't worry. It's not really that bad here. Ah, but cats don't like water, right? ...Where are you now? I'll bring you a towel.

_{[you probably could use one right]}

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

If it ain't so bad, then how come I ain't seen one all-you-can-eat buffet place yet? [Earflick. Holy crap. Is everyone here always this nice? That doesn't happen. People back home just... Smell the evil on him.] Well, it beats makin' a spectacle outta groomin' myself.

[...Which would imply he ever grooms himself, but whatever.]

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

Well... almost everything is for free here.

<sub>[including food. So you can eat as much as you want anyway.

And what is smelling evil on someone. Ruca did not acquire such a skill. his naivety and kindness levels are too high]</sub>

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

[......]

Free? As in you don't gotta pay for nothin' ever?

[Screw it. He's a catfish. He loves water. Mmm water.]

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

_{[he nods.]}

That's correct.

_{[...though, almost everything is free, but, oh well.]}

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

What's the catch? [THERE HAS TO BE ONE. HE IS NOT THIS LUCKY.]

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

Well... We are trapped here.

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

[Facefall] That's a pretty big catch.

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

...I'm sorry.

_{[he feels obligated to apologize.]}