First Motto; Video;

[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

Comments

VID

[brbstealingpknm]

-- Talking pokemon? The hell?

[Enjoy the linefacing teen, Meowth.]

VID

[jokerofcrime]

[CREEPY GINGER KID. THE HELL???]

Yeah? What's it to you, kid? Where am I, anyways? ...And what'd you do with Jessie and James? [Clearly those things are important in THAT ORDER.]

Re: VID

[brbstealingpknm]

[.... he is not creepy ok.]

Tch. Nothing other than the green haired idiot will want to be your best friend. [Yes, Silver is making a face. HE DOES NOT LIKE N AT ALL.] Tch, this place? Is Vatheon, home of the stupid.

Hmph. Your trainers? Who knows. Maybe they'll show up.

[4before]

[Hello cat.]

[Have a cat. This one isn't a pokemon though. He's surprised to hear you talking out loud, but he wanders close and sits down near Meowth, staring at him all the same.]

[jokerofcrime]

[Whaaat is this?

CAT STARING CONTEST GO.

....Which lasts about ten seconds because Meowth doesn't have that kind of patience.] What're you lookin' at, bub?

[4before]

[Well, if Meowth can understand normal cats too, he'll hear a simple little:]

You.

[... Smug cat looks smug.]

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

<sub>[... Is that a talking cat?

After everything he's seen so far, he has a feeling he shouldn't really be surprised.

But he still is.]</sub>

...Er, are you... okay?

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

I'll be better when I find the person what kidnapped me and give 'em a piece o' my mind and a good taste o' my fury swipes. ...And when I find Jessie 'n James so's I can blame 'em for this.

[video]

[demonicbookworm]

I-I'm afraid it won't be that easy... It might be hard to believe, but I've heard that the large coral from the center of plaza is what brought us here.

_{[Are you going to give a piece of mind to a coral, Meowth?]}

[video]

[booyaka_boom]

*Ooh! A talking kitty! But he seems pretty angry. Selphie blinks at the SFC and tries a reassuring smile*

Hey... Are you okay?

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

I've just been catnapped t' the bottom o' the ocean. Nothin' about this is okay. [Spazzy kitty is spazzy.]

[video]

[booyaka_boom]

Aww! I know! I'm sorry!

*Selphie waves his fears away in front of the SFC*

This is Vatheon. This is gonna be your home...for a while.

voice; I apologize for assaulting you with a comment chain so early 1/?.

[xthecorvus]

[ Just another day in the city, it seems. But then there seems to be an influx of newcomers. He's still trying to figure this out though but despite the fact no other newcomers have caught his attention...

this one in particular...

well... ]

voice; this is to be expected I'm afraid. 2/?

[xthecorvus]

[ Oh gosh but this city is so bloody good to him. ]

voice; I think two more. 3/5

[xthecorvus]

[ He seems to be normal enough. A little on the frisky side but then, that's expected for the wet ones. Poor thing.

If he didn't have his work to tend to here, he'd prolly be out and handing you a towel though.

But how curious, a talking cat. ]

voice; Little more... 4/5

[xthecorvus]

[ Despite the fact he talks, he's still a cat. A wet cat. The gold thing on his forehead's a little surprising though as is the fact that stands on its hind legs but..

IT'S STILL A CAT.

Still an elegant creature despite its rather crass language. ]

voice; Kay! Done! 5/5

[xthecorvus]

[ But he must know more. ]

I'm afraid your friends most likely haven't arrived in this city. However, one can't be certain if they will arrive.

You're in Vatheon, a city underwater.

[modernholmes]

[A talking cat. Of course. As if this place needed to become any more ridiculous. Conan missed the days when the world made sense.]

You're in Vatheon. In case you're wondering, you've been kidnapped.

[jokerofcrime]

Tell me somethin' I ain't heard. Like how a piece o' coral's the cause o' all this.

[bestestfurrend]

KITTY!!!

Oh, purr kitty, did your furrends leave you on your own? Do you want a towel? You look furry wet.

[She is flailing so hard to meet a talking cat, you don't even know.]

[jokerofcrime]

[OH WOW. THAT IS SOME EXUBERANCE.] I think the problem's that this joint didn't think to grab 'em. [He rubs the back of his head, because... Well, she is officially offering him more help than anyone thus far, so he can stand to be humble a bit.] But I could go for a towel and maybe some grub if you got it.

[video]

[typeadvantage]

[just kind of giving this a look. Because that is definitely a Pokemon, but it's. Talking.]

A talking Meowth? I've never heard of any Pokemon being able to speak before, let alone one not considered Humanshape.

[video]

[jokerofcrime]

That's 'cause most Pokemon ain't got as many smarts as me.

video;

[stereo]

[ Kitty. ]

Hi, kitty! Are you hungry?

video;

[jokerofcrime]

Huh? ...Well, now that you mention it. [In other words... Always.]