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[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

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[jokerofcrime]

[THAT'S NOT TRUE. THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE.] Huh. And I thought they was only theoretical. [Fourth wall? WHAT FOURTH WALL?]

[4before]

[You mean that wall that's leaned on all the time?]

Nope. I'm as real as you are.

[He'll just wash one of his paws now that he's sure you're not going to try anything funny.]

[jokerofcrime]

[Meowth uses it to hang pictures. It's a loving relationship.

...He's just gonna be confused for a moment before shaking it off.] Okay then, Cat. How's about givin' me the tour o' this place, seein' as I'm gonna be stuck here. If I'm gonna hear this from someone, I want a cat's eye view, you dig?

[4before]

My name's Sissel, you could have said please, but okay. I can show you where to get food first, if you're hungry.

[jokerofcrime]

[...wat is please?] You ain't bad at this tour guidin', Sissel. Okay! Show me t' the grub. I ain't had nothin' t' eat since yesterday.

[4before]

Sure thing!

[He stands up, and pads towards the shops.]

A lot of the people here are really nice. They'll give you food if you just ask. Most things here are free. I think there's some things in the Nostalgia Nook you have to pay for, but I've never had to go in there.

[jokerofcrime]

Well, I ain't got nothin' to be nostalgic about, so I'll just stick to the free grub. [He follows along, easily keeping up despite walking on two legs instead of four.]

[4before]

[He meows in confirmation, and wanders towards one of the shops. There's the smell of fish wafting from it.]