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First Motto; Video;

[So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate?

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys?

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[BAD TOUCH. BAD TOUCH. And yet that is just painful enough that he isn't flailing about. This is cruelty to Pokemon. AND THE BOSS DOESN'T TOUCH HIM LIKE THIS.

OR AT ALL.

BUT DEFINITELY NOT LIKE THIS.

There's a total look of soulcrushing fear in Meowth's eyes before he finally curls into the closest approximation of a ball, sucks in a breath and... ]

TOPROTECTTHEWORLDFROMDEVASTATIONTOUNITEALLPEOPLE'SWITHINOURNATIONTODENOUNCETHEEVILSOFTRUTHANDLOVETOEXTENDOURREACHTOTHESTARSABOVEJESSIEJAMESTEAMROCKETBLASTOFFATTHESPEEDOFLIGHTSURRENDERNOWORPREPARETOFIGHT. [BREATHE... And then whining.] Meowth. That's rii-iiight.. [Yeah, there is only terror and anguish here. Life sucks.] We don't get to chat with the people on the higher tier o' the Team Rocket totem pole, so I can't be expected to know all their names. And I hope there ain't nothin' underneath that gym 'cause it's buried under a pile o' rubble by now since that time the Boss left me 'n Jessie and 'n James in charge.

Edited 2012-02-04 07:54 (UTC)

Last time I looked that wasn't the motto, idiot. The real Motto. the one that every member knows off by heart. [SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE.

PAUSE. Rubble? Seriously? Last he looked, the gym had been remoulded into Stupid Land. And having meet Mewtwo when he'd still been here, along with Yellow... ] .. TCH. And yet you claimed to be an elite. Hahaha. Pokemon are just tools, things that make the Rocket's profit. Things to be exploited and used. Hmph.

[Silver seems... happy? Right up until - yea, dropping you and looming, face twisted in an ugly snarl.] Heh, another world, then. Let me guess. The Rocket's never disbanded like the cowards they are. Now, start to tell me the truth.

[Bitter? Yes. VERY.]

[Yowling... Cat noises that sound more like a guy from the Bronx making funny sounds and saying 'hummana hummana" a lot.] That's the only motto I know, kid, unless you're talkin' 'bout the lame tripe Biff and Cassidy's always spoutin'.

[HI GROUND. HE'S MISSED YOU. AND YOUR HARD, YET INVITING BOSOM. He.. Stays down and does not dignify that with a response, because he was not expecting to be called out on not being an Elite by someone who could prove it.] If I ain't in the Elite ranks, it's 'cause I'm still workin' t' get there and not just 'cause I'm a Pokemon. [Lalalala Meowth lives in a Fantasyland where everything is sunshine and rainbows and the Boss runs through the desert greased up with honey... What?]

They never did. And we ain't cowards- we're dirty, cheatin', no good crooks 'n' liars, but we ain't cowards. And if you're the Boss's kid then what's your cheese with Team Rocket anyways? [Because being the Boss's kid... Isn't enough of a reason to hate Team Rocket.]

The one that all new recruits are made to memorise, you idiot. [Ok, so it's the oath or whatever. Not that Silver made that distinction when he was 7 and first heard it, ok???] "Steal Pokémon for profit. Exploit Pokémon for profit. All Pokémon exist for the glory of Team Rocket."

[Yes, that's all dead pan and lazy said. Ehhggg. He feels icky to say it but at the same time.. know it off by heart. Thank you childhood for this, another things that he could do without.]

..In my world my father was defeated by a brat and disbanded the orgination when I was 13. A coward who acted like a tyrant infront of others. Hmph, and then the weaknlings tried to start up in Johto again with out dad's say so, but I'm dealing with that little rebellion. Different in yours, of course, but that's this place of stupid. If it's not the timeline, it's worlds.

[A dismissive shrug. Silver's since gotten used to it, but it does still rankle him. And he would be handling it, if it weren't for Ethan interfering and taking his glory, the weakling.]

[Blink. Blink. Bliiiink.] Wow. That's it? That don't even rhyme.

[Yeah, look, that's all he has to say about that. Your motto sucks. The real one is better. Moving on.]

People from all different worlds, huh? [...Yeah, his brain is in thinking cap mode. brb.] Imagine all th' different Pokemon there must be in them worlds too.

So? It's the real motto of the Rockets, you idiot.

[..Silver's going to nip that thought in the bud right now.] Sorry to say, but I only know of three worlds with pokemon.

Hmph. The only trainers here are either from our worlds, or moron's who got pokemon here.

Must be pretty borin' livin' in a world without Pokemon. I wonder what they do all day. [Yeah, he'll focus on that instead of... How offensive it is that his entire species has apparently been eradicated in other worlds.]

What we do, minus the pokemon, moron. [Silver knows how you feel, but he's gotten used to it in general, too.

A quick flick though his options and -- Errg, he is so going to have a talk with some of his mentors after this.] Don't bother finding a place to stay, either, grunt.

[Nasty smirk.] You'll stay with me and my housemate.

[....Wow. Rude. But on the other hand... It's not like he's got many options. He does not have to be happy about it, so he just crosses his arms over his chest and sticks his nose up.]

I hope he's just as charmin' as you are.

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-- ... I dun think anyone adopted him yet?

LOL. NOPE.