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[jokerofcrime]

 [So there's a soaking wet cat on your network today, Vatheon. A pissed-off soaking wet cat. There's a moment of annoyed sounds that are far too human to be cat-protests as he shakes himself dry, and then he proceeds to... Rant into his communicator. No, he doesn't know what it is, but it's the only thing he's got on him and it seems like a good thing to do at the time. Enjoy your Bronx-accented cat.]

THAT'S THE LAST TIME I LET YOU TWO LUGS DRIVE. How many times are we gonna crash before one of youse guys learns how t' navigate? 

[He glances around.] And what the heck didja do with the sub?

[....And that's when something occurs to him. He's alone. And he's talking into a starfish.

Um.]

...Jess? Jimmy?

[...Oh. This sure isn't the Hoenn Region unless it relocated to underwater.]

....Um. Guys? 

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[jokerofcrime]

[Oh great. More forests. OH WELL.]

Anywhere that don't make me feel like a goldfish is good by me.

[bestestfurrend]

Okay! Then let's go!

[She has every intention of carrying him all the way there if he lets her, and true to her word she set off towards the elevator, sure that he'll feel better outside in the fresh air.]

[jokerofcrime]

Hey! What're you- Okay. [Yeah, that's about as much protest as she gets. He doesn't have to walk and he's going to see the island. Best day. Although he does wriggle out of her arms and clamber up onto her shoulders, because, dammit, he will have a little dignity.]

[bestestfurrend]

I'm going to show you the island! And you can run around in the furesh air and be a happy kitty again. [She lets him climb up with a giggle, rather proud that he wants to ride on her shoulder actually. She might also be trying to rub her cheek against his soft fur.]

[jokerofcrime]

Hah! That's great! I think better when I'm happy. [This must explain why he doesn't think much at all. Because his life is miserable.]

[bestestfurrend]

Efurybody does! Beclaws when you're happy you feel better and ready fur fun and action!

[And here's the elevator now. All aboard! It's a long way to the surface.]

[jokerofcrime]

Maybe without Jessie and James bringin' me down t' their level, I'll actually get somethin' accomplished! Hah! [He shifts, so he's half-hanging off Nepeta's head between her horns.]

[bestestfurrend]

Be careful up there! And tell me more about what you're purrlanning to do?

[They'll be going up to the island for a while, after all, may as well get to know her new furry friend better.]

[jokerofcrime]

First I gotta get everyone in this town on my side and then when they all see me for the Top Cat I really am, I'll make 'em build a statue o' me right there in the square. [Dreamy sigh]

[bestestfurrend]

Oh, yes, yes! And efury day they'll have to bring you fresh fish and milk there!

[jokerofcrime]

And all the meatballs I can eat.

[bestestfurrend]

Uh huh! And piles and piles of yarn to purrlay with.

[jokerofcrime]

I've got more sophisticated tastes than that. [A pause.] Although, I wouldn't say no t' one or two.

[bestestfurrend]

I like purrlaying in piles of yarn...

[jokerofcrime]

[WELL, IN THAT CASE...]

What's not t' like?